Ophelia!
You're breakin' my heart  Oh Ophelia!
You're makin' this dane   It's makin' me sick
Melancholy--              like poor old Yorrick
                          who I knew, who I knew
Makin' love 
in the afternoon          and Ophelia
it's my uncle             has come undone
in my mom's bedroom       handing out flowers
                          to most everyone
Ophelia!
It's changin' my tune     Ophelia
All the slings + arrows   I'm worried a lot
of outrageous fortune     about whether to be...
                          ...or be not
      --with apologies to the Bard and paul Simon