Deeva ~ Dee, you guys RULE. Those are AWESOME. I laughed out loud for three minutes. She said, He said. (a link) is the bomb diggity.
Dez ~ you underestimate yourself. I liked Coffee house. :-)
please explain on how I underestimate myself. Just curios
Dez ~ From your message with that poem... I quote: "I wrote this in the middle of a coffeehouse, and then got up and read it as the last poem of the night. I got a standing ovation, although I don't think it deserved it...." I think you probably deserved the applause.
Dez, I agree with Michael. Though your suicide poems leave me chilled...(probably means they're good too)
Have you been lurking here for a while? You must have been saving up your poems...maybe that's why you and Harem seem to have a little thang goin' on...you both produce VOLUME! lol!
-Teej
I have been coming to this site for a little over a year now just reading what you all have written. And I decided to start adding some of mine to the mix. Thought I might get comments here good and bad to help improve my writing. and then also just to have some fun.
Guppy, welcome back (again) and Happy Birthday!
and Michael, thats not me and my guy at the She said, He said link, they are friends of ours....an American guy married to a kiwi gal, and living down south.
To Vampirehunterdez ~
Sorry that I did not get to IM you last night.
I went out after writing my last comment to you,
and did not get home till after midnight.
Just took a quick peek at the board this morning,
before having to go to work.
Didn't want you to think that I ignored you.
I was wondering why you singled me out, to want to
chat?
By the way, your poetry is simply MARVELOUS !!!
Sorry, I just woke up and feeling silly....
Got to run now and jump in the shower and fly up the road.
I shall return...
With comments about your writing !
Promise.
Don't feel bad that I did not IM you.....
I am mysterious and secretive, and love my privacy...
and would need a damn good reason to give it up.
So give me a damn good reason !!
*giggle
~Harem~
You got me TJ! I do sleep with my feet uncovered - hanging off the bed, as if ready to jump up at any moment to sprint away. Now that we have confirmed that - let us move in another direction. You are a funny bunch of folk 'round here. I even saw a posting of a Ruffus Wainright song - that takes me back! I love it. This place can be as serious as silence one posting, then twirl around to hit you right in the belly with laughter. But really TJ, His Poison is marvelous. If I were one of those gals that succombed to HIS Poison, rahter than HERS - it would have spelled me out like Scrabble. When I see a new posting from a poet that strikes me (since I am new and ONLY have the newbies to read) I go back and read ALL of that person's repitoire. So, TJ - you are one of many on my list!
B.K.
I fear that my angel eyes couldn't handle such heated torture. The idea of reading erotica from so many of you that CAN ACTUALLY WRITE (unlike the Seuss-scribble that is peddled as Erotica) would set my loins a-blaze. I can only wimper a plea to allow my doe-eyed-chocolates to witness such a surge of sexual literature some time in the future. If that ain't reason to stick around - I can't find another.
To all, a miracle of a day! I am cooking up a celebration feast for my darlin'.
Dee ~ well even if it's not you and Argyle, it's still very good and I thank you for posting it. :-)
Guppy ~ I love that line "you fit me like a murder weapon" in what not to say :-)
Gupster ~ A birthday?? When? Mine is today :-) Big 37 - yikes!
Oh MY, Harem...you DO make me laugh!!! LOL!! To say, "I am mysterious and secretive, and love my privacy...and would need a damn good reason to give it up." Whoo Hoo! I think I know more about you than any other person here at the Blender! You so funny! Heheheeehheeeee!!! Must just be one of your alternates talking this morning! But it sure is interesting watching this public liaison between you and the Vampire guy...ah, romance...:-)...LOL!
Mmmmmmmmmm........lomancho, whoever you are...Welcome! I like your style!
-Teej
Whitney you wench----
You never said a word! ( Rolling out the cake, candles aglow.) 37? A mere child...and it looks so good on you!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaapppy Birthday to you.........
And many happy returns girl!
Gala
Ok kids...
Last call for summer love. Sent the entries to the other judge today. Last minute must be posted by midnight tommorow. On the first, it's crunch time! Thanks for all the brave sorts who tossed their hat in!
Gala
lomancho... i really enjoyed "rosia" and "one night stand" you write very crisply. i like your style. *wink*
thank you wistful! I've been reading your work and enjoying immensely. won't be around for a few days - packing for a very romantic getaway :) oh! and taking my blender (in lieu of this one).
BON VOYAGE MADI!
And don't forget the wench wear!
Gala
that's the first thing I packed, baby!
Should have known!
Have fun girl...take notes!
We EXPECT THREE poems from this...and I will be counting...
I'm SURE! Romantic getaway, and I know nothing of this? How can we spy on you? Have fun...details later?
To TJHolland~
ah ha !!! So you think you know so much about me.... !!!!
*giggle
I have revealed only that which I choose to.
I hide behind "Harem"
I have shared thoughts, and feelings only.
But my true identity, no one knows.
The fact that I am a man pretending to be a woman
has completely bypassed everyone.
The fact that I am only three feet tall
and have a pierce tongue remains my secret.
The fact that I live in the middle east
and was born in Russia...I have hidden.
The fact that I raise camels for a living,
and have sold my virgin daughters to
wealthy men in Israel... I hide.
The fact that I was born with only one eye
remains my secret.
That I spent 10 years in prison for
murdering over a hundred people in two years.
That I was arrested in the United States
twice, when I lived there,
for being married to fifteen american
women, all at the same time.
My true identify.
My real name.
what I look like
where I work
my marital status
my inherent cruelty to animals
my lust for perverted pleasures
my bald head
my many tattoos.
I have carefully concealed ...
And so yes,
I do have a secretive life...
and NO TJHolland...
You know very little about me...
but what I chose to reveal
in my fantasy pretend land of deceiving illusions.
Got to go now, and get one of my wives off my back.
She wants to use the computer,
and her heckling is driving me crazy.
~Harem~ (the sultan's fantasy) *snort
~ and I have written under here as a man....
and none of you every caught it !!!!
????? birthday?...
alas, tis not my b-day til late november...thanks anyway though...i'll save those wishes 'til a bit later in the year
or maybe just pass them on to sc
gup
as for the "none of you every caught it" thing posted above
granted, i've not been swimming these waters much lately, but i can honestly say this:
none of me every cared
and
all your base are belong to us
gup
ahh, gup... since I see you so rarely these days I thought I'd get in with the birthday wishes while the going was good!!
and harem, I'm not into the games, so why would I bother trying to catch you out at it?
take care of your hearts
dee
Having a little fun...
Hopefully not at the expense of those
who take too seriously...
Loosen up.
*wink
~~Harem~~ *creeps out with tail between legs
...
deevaa, don't look now but the smile is growing, the sweet piece from your journal entry ( directions. ) got to me, too. S. Fisher, "One Night Stand" and "Rosia" are amazing.
WOW, WOW, WOW!!!!
Today was a banner day at The Blender. I am taken aback with all the wonderful words I have read - on this, just an ordinary Wednesday. From the directions by deeva that send me running for the Merry GoRound by ~Harem~, I am swooning. Then, my guide tells me to look up into your sky by gala and I am blinded with language and love. Madison has a good thing coming with a one night stand, all alone with S. Fisher. And guppy - what not to say is far better than what I fought to say.
I am just dropping hints at a few of the gems I read after I holed up in my office at home to get my Blender fix. The juice is good, but the juice was potent and strong today. One again, I cry out WOW!!!
I have lost motivation to post now because I want to go back and read some of those again and again.
Sally up to the trough - we gots true-live writers in this joint.
Rhet
Harem; Go back on the boards, way back, you'll find someone did ask you just that question early on and has been taking bets over it since!
SCQueen; Happy Birthday Woman! I was thinking that your birthday was closer to Kev's. Hope Your Day is Wonderful!!!
Gup; The last two poems were wonderful, but darn your hyde, they always are. I got pink and white orchids blooming right now, just starting. I know you like them too. Had me confused over the birthday thingy but you don't write like a Virgo..ha!
lomancho; I like your work as well, hope you will write more for us.
Rhet; See what did I tell you, this place grows on you like tree moss. Better than any soap opera ever! HA
Misti ~ welcome back. I like parasol. Manic madness. :-)
Harem: From the Blender Boards, Take a look!
Date: 28 February 2001
Harem are you a man posing as a woman?
Hey Angel, Where are you anyway???? Slug you too!!!
bk
To B.K. ~
Funny, but I remember that so clearly...
We had some guy posting with some realy raunchy poems...
about how a woman's private parts stunk...
and three or four rude poems about his tool.
Well, I was submitting some of my writing, at
the same time that Kirk was deleting his stuff,
I guess because it was so offensive and tasteless.
Somehow, his poem and mine got hooked to each other.
When I checked my submission... it had my title, and
my name as author, but with his poem about his private
part....
At first I felt confused as to what happened.
And then I got that note on the board, asking me
if I was a man....
*giggle.....
I have been so silly today. I get crazy when I am really tired and not having enough sleep. and now I am exhausted.
nitey-nite....
and thanks for sharing and taking the time to research
that comment !!!
~Harem~
Guppy~ Great to see you back, again!!! Your poems are just excellent...Great job! =)
Love and daring, Ali