From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

I have just had the shock of my life!!.........I now know who Leonardo Dicaprio's father is!!.( no..not Mr. Dicaprio!)....it's Robert Wagner!!. I watch the biography channel on satelite T.V. and today there was a programme on Mr. Wagner and at age 20 he could've been Leonardo's twin brother. Quite good news for Leonardo to know he'll look as good at age 71 as he does now (bitch!)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;STOP PRESS&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<BR>
THIS JUST IN:  TIME;09.35......PLACE....ROYAL COURT<BR>
           HUGE LOSS OF LIFE<BR>
<BR>
A TERRIBLE TRADGEDY HAS JUST OCCURED AT THE COURT OF PRINCESS BUTTERCUP AND PRINCE WESTLEY. WHILST DARNING ONE OF WESTLEY'S SOCKS, PRINCESS BUTTERCUP PRICKED HER FINGER AND, WITNESSES CLAIMED LATER, WAS HEARD TO EXCLAIM "**** ME". 300 GUARDS WERE KILLED IN THE RUSH!!...MORE AS WE RECEIVE IT.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=5">jackryhme</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

as fer fathers<BR>
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Brad Pit = Robert Redford  ya think?
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=660">Vishal</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Greetings and salutations Blenderites, things have been verry hectic, thus haven't had a chance to catch up on any new submissions for quite some time. But I'm saving it all up for this weekend and I shall be back with comments, ceewul, it'll like watching a whole tape of Friends without commercial breaks.<BR>
 However, Jennifer, did check out Keeper Of Hearts. This is an amazing piece, my favourite so far, and it's nice to find someone else who likes Untamed Heart. <BR>
 Also Kirk, I was wondering, is there any way I could respond to previous survey questions, some of them are too good to resist,(the 5 fave books and movies for instance) without posting them on the board I mean, that would be obnoxious. <BR>
Thanks<BR>
May the words be with you!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=670">Jennifer</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Vishal~I'm greatful you liked the poem! Thanks so much for the comment.<BR>
<BR>
Good Luck In Life & Love<BR>
Jennifer
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

"Sid! What about our farewell drugs?"<BR>
~"Sid and Nancy"
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

lol...Yo Jack, Brad Pitt??= Robert Redford?...mmmmmm...nope, dont see it myself......Brad=Richard Gere perhaps; what do you ( or any one else) think??<BR>
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wordley
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

James Dean could have been Brad Pitt's papa, but we all know that's not possible. Brad Pitt is in a class all by himself. He's vanilla yum.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Misti<BR>
<BR>
Define vanilla yum please, is it anything like butter-scotch ripple (JULIA ROBERTS&gt;&gt;&gt;YUM YUM YUM!!!)<BR>
<BR>
wordley
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Kathleen Kelly: "I wanted it to be you (sob) I wanted it to be you so badly!"<BR>
Joe Fox: " Don't cry shop girl, please don't cry"<BR>
<BR>
'You've Got Mail' 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=670">Jennifer</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

In Jackryhme's words.....<BR>
<BR>
"gotta luv dis site!"<BR>
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and I do! <BR>
<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=436">Jon</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Holly, Kylie, and musicalduck~thank you for your comments.  Sorry, I would personally thank each of you but lately my free time has been seriously restricted.<BR>
<BR>
Take care and all that Junior-College-Kids-Must-Be-In-Heaven stuff.<BR>
<BR>
-Jon
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

"Paul, do you know how long it is since we went four times in one night?...wanna tell me me whats going on??" (Mrs. Edgecombe)<BR>
<BR>
" here's some cornbread John," " wassat fer boss?" "for helping me"  " Helping ya??"  "you know..."  "Oh... And was your misses pleased?"  "..several times!!..."<BR>
<BR>
'The Green Mile'
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

And finally,<BR>
             The Wife is off to Dublin,09.30 Friday ( 04.30 est, 01.30 wst I believe) on a university teaching weekend so i am lonely 'till approx. 17.30 gmt Sunday so I am relying on you all to keep my spirits up. I know you wont let me down especially as (and perhaps it is a good time to admit it) I'm pissed off looking for a job, having been made redundant, February 17th. this year. I am a skilled maintenance engineer with a measured IQ of 146, Yet can I get ajob?....I think it's an age thing cos since I've left my DOB off my CV I've had some interviews but it's always some younger guy gets the job!!.......Bastards!!!!.......Anyway, enough of feeling sorry for my self...Speak to you tomorrow
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Kirk,<BR>
    Just a thought, and I can see it getting messy, but a future survey question might be" Think of your favourite film star.. now yurn them into an item of food.. what would they be and why!!"<BR>
<BR>
wordley
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

obviously "yurn" should read "turn"!!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

MULHOLLAND DRIVE TAKES PLACE IN THE SICK TWISTED DREAM/NIGHTMARE/NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OF DIANE, FROM THE TIME HER HEAD HITS THE PILLOW IN THE BEGINNING UNTIL THE LOUD KNOCKING THAT WAKES DIANE NEAR THE END (WHO, REALIZING SHE HAS OPENED A WORLD OF SHIT *BLUE BOX* PROCEEDS TO BLOW HER BRAINS OUT)<BR>
THAT DAVE LYNCH IS SOME DIRECTOR.  THE COWBOY IS THE SPIRIT OF HOLLYWOOD (THAT IS WHY HE LIVES AT THE RANCH JUST BEHIND THE "HOLLYWOOD" SIGN).  THE REAL DIANE AND THE IMAGINED BETTY ARE POLAR OPPOSITES OF THE REAL THING...<BR>
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(Rhett, most people are boycotting the "Correct Change" screening - as it is proof that the world has plenty of filmmakers - rated W for worthless, rated U for unwatchable)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=676">Cyan</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Jon~ I absolutely loved "Sometimes she cries" (I hope to God that never happens to me). Good work!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=744">jimmyallgrownup</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

HEY ALL! GOTTA LOVE THIS CURRENT CAPS CRAZE! I'M CRAZEEE 4 CAPS!<BR>
<BR>
Okay, not exactly. The truth is, I lose my voice when I shout. Even here on the good ole Infernalnet. Yes, in spite of what Pedro used to say ("You sound so sexy when you get the laryngitis...), I'd just as soon skip the whole deal. What happened to Pedro? Uh, can you spell dysfunctional? I'm not even gonna GO there. Crap! I just did. Okay, I'm leaving now (tiptoes out). Alrighty, I'm back. And all I REALLY wanted to say is that I like what Convoy of Dreams--or is it Carousel? I am SO bad with names--had to say about the Lynch movie. Right on, brother. You a-speakin' my language. A little nihilistic, but sometimes that's necessary. Nihilism ain't just what those blokes in the khaki shorts and pith helmets study over there in Egypt... But Lynch is weird. It didn't need to be proved, but this movie proved it. Oh, and I'm glad to see you back here, man! I was worried that you were banished forever. It's good that there are still some things one can count on in this world. Auf Wiedersehen! (Pardon my French...see you all later!)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=328">Rhetoric</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Caravan of Dreams...<BR>
You must be very observant. <BR>
I had a pal who played a role in "Correct Change".  He told me it sucked...but I want to see him in it regardless.  I think boycotting a movie due to another’s opinion of its (alleged) lack of worth is pointless. I have thought MANY movies others booed were wonderful and hated some that supposed film enthusiasts worshiped.  However, thanks for the tip.  I will be sure to avoid the crowd of sign hoisting, drunken midget protesters on Summers Street.<BR>
<BR>
Rhet 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=17">deevaa</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

We have a blender support group for the jobless, wordley!<BR>
<BR>
I went to an interview yesterday, a job I am not really qualified for, but am totally capiable of. They said 113 applied, and I was one of 11 interviewed. They'll pick 4 from that 11 to go on to a 2nd interiew by panel. *grumble*<BR>
<BR>
I'll hear early next week, so wish me luck.<BR>
<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Wordley~<BR>
vanilla yum=pure! sweet! white! but a bit bland...personally, I can't eat plain vanilla ice-cream. Gotta have those Oreo chunks! But my favorite is chocolate with peanut butter chunks. And I LOVE Ben&Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. Benicio Del Toro is the human male equivalent of that flavor, definitely.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

P.S. Good luck, Wordley and Dee. I know how that game goes.<BR>
<BR>
Love and Half a Gallon of Your Favorite FLaVoR,<BR>
Misti
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

LOL! Chris just said:"And I'm Birthday Cake ice cream from Walgreen's. Really good but you'll never try me." Whateva.<BR>
<BR>
I'm gonna order a pepperoni pizza now. Count the p's. Today I taught my preschoolers about the letter "P." Thus the inspiration for my "P" poem.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=2">scqueen</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Misti ~ I like your 'P' poem :-)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=670">Jennifer</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Violet~I really enjoyed <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.04.18.13.26.29754">All that's Holy</a>, but I must admit...I'm the type that would have put G when spelling God. I couldn't help but like it though, it reminds me of a friend of mine and the way we are. Very Nice!<BR>
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Good Luck in Love & Life<BR>
Jennifer
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=48">Laurel Ahlfeld</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

~*~Jon~*~ Wow, <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.04.16.00.42.30162">Unspoken kisses</a> was... well, it left me speechless!! You took the words right from out of my subconscious! How do you manage to get beyond the block and continue writing such amazing pieces? You certainly inspire me.<BR>
love always,<BR>
Laurel
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=205">Violet</a><BR>
Date: 18 April 2002<P>

Jennifer~ thank you. i am a strange combination of skepticism and romanticism... i don't know...a doe eyed hopeless romantic and an atheist merged, and made me. lol. thanks for reading it. I love those long talk with my dear friend... on the surface they get us nowhere, but deep down, we learn things. or so I think... yadda yadda.... ;-)
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