From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, Blender-Keeper</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

So, who here is surprised when I mention that, according to records, it looks like <BR>
Erick Spangler = Lolly Gaggin = iwan pritchard = Injun Joe<BR>
<BR>
I think I'll just call him "Cap'n MPD"<BR>
(I was going to suggest "Captain Skitso", but that's clinically less correct.)<BR>
<BR>
So, Cap'n MPD is kind of funny.  He makes a big dramatic deal about how this personae is leaving, shaking the dust from his sandles and moving on, leaves for a while, and then comes crawling back.<BR>
<BR>
And then, and this is the really annoying part, has big conversations with himself.  Usually--surprise surprise, agreeing with himself heartily and egging himself on, even when everyone else is sick of it.<BR>
<BR>
If this keeps up, I'm going to modify the comments program so that every time it suspects it's Cap'n MPD under another guise, a big bright "aka Cap'n MPD" will appear after his username. <BR>
<BR>
I kinda prefer when people keep one account, but understand the desire some people have to mess with multiple.  But this is just silly.
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=2">scqueen</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Misti ~ Have you changed your email address? Trying to get something through to you but having trouble.<BR>
<BR>
Miss you!
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Kirk; Thanks so much, I was trying hard not to get into this one ha But Beware, the full moon coming up will tell the tale.<BR>
<BR>
bk
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=9">Madison</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

J. knipp, I just found and certainly do enjoy your writing.  
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, Blender-Keeper</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

April Love Blender Is Here!
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

we all use the same computer for email and surfing here at the institute for mental decay<BR>
<BR>
:)<BR>
<BR>

<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1469">Erick Spangler</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

we all use the same computer for email and surfing here at the institute for mental decay<BR>
<BR>
:)<BR>
<BR>

<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1450">Lolly Gaggin</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

we all use the same computer for email and surfing here at the institute for mental decay<BR>
<BR>
:)<BR>
<BR>

<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1470">iwan pritchard</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

we all use the same computer for email and surfing here at the institute for mental decay (aka The Cacophony Society)<BR>
<BR>
:p<BR>
<BR>

<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1389">Poo Poo Kitty Farts</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

we all use the same computer for email and surfing here at the institute for mental decay (aka The Cacophony Society)<BR>
<BR>
:p<BR>
<BR>

<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1103">ladyinwaiting</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

kirk and bk ~ yep full moon is here...we knew it was coming and they (IT) comes in multiples...some need a life or lives...hum maybe IT'S a black cat!!!
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1103">ladyinwaiting</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

CONGRATS to front page picks...nice work once again...
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

hey you guys... why come me not axed to be a member of the cacophony society?  ugh
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1469">Erick Spangler</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

first rule of cacophony society... there is NO cacophony society<BR>
<BR>
or so i hear.
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1450">Lolly Gaggin</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Oh dear heavenly Jesus!  Injun Joe just beat the hell out of Erick Spangler AND SCALPED HIM!  My God, total chaos is breaking out here at the Institute For Mental Decay!<BR>
<BR>
Why, Kirk, why?  Why have you lifted the veil and caused all this unhappiness und pain?  Poor Erick Spangler, he was such a nice, devout Christian man - a former Catholic priest.  So what if he was into collecting vintage kiddie porn with his friend Paul Reubens?<BR>
<BR>
The police and ambulance just arrived, poor Erick looks like a scene out of that crappy "Silence of the Lambs" sequel (where Ray Liotta gets his skull cut open).  What a mess...<BR>
<BR>
iwan pritchard was just a simple computer geek that posted some really nice stuff on the Blender.  He is also a feces artist, and you should see the murals he has done on the walls of his room here at the Institute - very Adolph Wolfi with shades of Jackson Pollock on heavy laxatives.  Art so good you can smell it...<BR>
<BR>
Oh the humanity!  The lunatics have taken over the asylum (aka The Blender)!  Meanwhile, here at the Institute we have a bloody stinky avant gard mess on our hands.  Injun Joe is sulking in the corner with a hand full of Erick's hair and scalp, Erick is being hauled off to the hospital, iwan is in his room shitting himself silly, and all there is left for me to do is sit quietly writing my gay man-lover Stephen more lame poems in honor of our beloved gay marriage betrothal.<BR>
<BR>
But don't worry silly rabids!  We'll still be seeing you in the funny pages!  Like a bad virus, we have HUNDREDS of dormant IDs laying around just waiting to poop in your puptents!<BR>
<BR>
Lolly Gaggin<BR>
aka The Rt. Reverend Augustus G. Lunacy<BR>
The Cacophony Society<BR>
<BR>
"you may already be a member"<BR>
<BR>
[The whole lot of them exit, stage left]<BR>
<BR>
BLACK
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=220">wolfscreamer</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Misti<BR>
Linkcode: <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2004.03.15.05.18.642">I Will Miss Your Grocery Lists</a> <BR>
I missed this one.<BR>
Sorry and ..........Sorry.
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=254">chris</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Thanks for the Front Page pick, Kirk. Yeah, it's over and man does divorce suck big time (as I know you know). My heart goes out to anyone who's ever been through this. I honestly don't even know if Misti's checking out the Blender anymore, but I hope she gets to see them too. Those poems were probably the last ones I'll submit here, simply because coming back seems like spending your first nights as a single person in your honeymoon suite. Or something like that. Probably an ill-advised analogy there. Anyway, I thought we had a good ride. Not everyone agrees. Ah, it doesn't matter. I do want to thank you, Kirk, for this site. Without it Misti and I would never have been - and that I DO know.<BR>
<BR>
Mark: what's with all this bullshit you're putting on the Board these days? Don't you have anything better to do? Good GOD...
<HR>
From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 3 April 2004<P>

Kirk; Thanks for the front pager and the MPD idea is a great one. <BR>
<BR>
Congratulations to April Front Pagers, Nice Job Everyone!<BR>
<BR>
bk
<HR>