Dammit Jon...I still haven't figured out how to mail chicken soup...feel good, sir...or at least better...
Jon!
That is splendid!
But you forgot the dill...
Gala
Thanks Gala! Your the sweetest and the bestest lol. Ack I did forget the dill! Ah, I'll blame it on the stomach flu.
Take care and all that good stuff.
-Jon
TJ! You are the Julia Child of Love girl...but younger and LOTS better looking!
And Chris---I hear Manilow may be the heir apparent to the Da Crooners...with Sinatra gone, not a whole lot of the talent out there knows how to style a song---his latest album is actually an interesting take on torchy music...
BK...girl, I KNOW you can cook...And Whitney, you got me started....one tiny little recipe?
Barry Manilow is an idiot.
(Y A W N ...)
Yoni?
"Poems about Cooking" challenges?
Misti and Gala friends?
The queens of mud slinging getting angry about others slinging mud?
What is happening here?
I happen to adore Barry Manilow and I have the 5 concert ticket stubs to prove it...
Gala, thanks girl. That means a lot coming from you ;)
Recipe for my sweetie? I'm in...maybe it will start the wheels cranking again.
Gala, Kylie...thanks chicas, for your kinds words! ;-)
I'm off to shop for the first ingredient of my recipe...LOL!
-Teej
(PS,
I suggest we ignore Offal-Gorgon-etc. She/he/it's done this before a few months? weeks? ago. Pitiful. Wants us to get all up in arms. Seriously. Ignore. She/he/it's not worth it.)
TJ... I assure you, I am not Ophelia. De ja vu...I think I've said that before.
If you spent nearly as much time actually READING the work here as you do "Queen Beeeeee-ing" with the other lovelies here, you'd easily see that I am not Ophelia.
Having said that... I ask...what the hell?
TJ~ Lemongrass soap is sooo heavenly. I love it to death... how cool. Your recipe poem was fun because I could smell the lemon and feel the fesh towels. :-) You're very talented.
Good One, Gorgon! "Queen BEE-ing" Laff Out LOUD! You are gonna get ol' TJ Hooker's granny panties all wadded up in her yoni if you don't watch out! Hey, I made the Front Page last month so I AM UNTOUCHABLE! Laff out LOUD! And I can assure you, I am certainly not GORGON or OLD NUTTY BUDDY or LEMAC or MISTI or RHETORIC or anyone but little old me, Ophelia Butz (aka Butzenkreider). And Jamie the Erotica Queen. Oh yeah, and Feena Mint (but I told y'all that one already). Lets see, yep, that's it. All I got time for...I can only send SO MANY mixed signals.
Idiots. But my addictive nature keeps me coming back for more.
O.
PS - Barry Manilow squats to pee...
HAY! How about THIS for the new Survey Question?
TELL US ABOUT THE MOST SCREWED UP THING YOU EVER DID TO A LOVER? Not some "she deserved it" rationalization, but a real good old school admission of just how much of an ass YOU can really be in the face of deep love and true romance...
Misty rainwater dripping on my face,
Ophie
Ophelia,
Did anyone ever think we were one in the same?
If so, how? We don't have the same writing styles or the same type of vocabulary.
I think you really like it here O, but you are struggling with where you fit in. I find it comforting to chant before each submission. I am jealous that you got to touch my dear, sweet Natalie. I have seen her in the past and was awe-struck at her simple beauty.
Yours,
Rhatt
Teej, nice sub for the contest! Puddle Jumper's Bliss (recipe) makes me wish it was raining today. Alas, only clouds.
Holly, I loved "Love" so true girl.
The "ignore" button has been pushed and the sequence commences...
love and all that Jon I hope you feel better soon stuff... (I'm so stealing your sig-style!! ;)
kylie
Holly,The Boy Across the Streetbrought back for me some repressed memories, perhaps best left forgotten.
Kylie ~ thank you. I dodn't write it though, just kinda stumbled across it while doing some research and it made me think about our infamous Jon....
Duke ~ Don't I know it.. Somtimes I do think think some things are too sad to be remembered but sometimes it is by remembering that we can abolish the sadness.
My two cents anyway,
Holly
Ophelia, I think that survey question you proposed is loaded. It seems as if it would take up an inordinate amount of space, once all the Blenderites philosophized about how asinine they may have once been, before maturity had smacked them up side their heads. I bet YOU could sure fill some of Kirk's space!!
Holly~It DOES sound like something I would submit...hehe I'm flattered something reminded you of me. And that poem about the boy across the street was very touching. I loved the ending.
Take care and all Kylie-you-owe-me-50-dollars-for-using-my-sig-style stuff...jk..thanks girl. :-)
-Jon
Imitation is the sincereest form of flattery Jon....Kylie...nice job!
Kylie~I'm loving Imitation. Hehe. Oh and you smell! :-)
Take care and all that You-And-Gala-Are-The-Sweetest Stuff.
-Jon
Ophelia: your witty commentary captivates me. Barry Manilow "is an idiot" and "squats to pee"...Ha! How do you come up with such sparkling jewels?
Thought that's not a bad survey question suggestion. Unlike "Gorgon's" take, I don't think doing something you regret is neccesarily a sign of maturity/immaturity.
Kirk~ For as long as I have been coming here, and looking at your other site (www.kisrael.com) I have admired your style. I am not kissing ass, really... I just think it's awesome that you make such cool websites, and also, I love your sense of humor. You crack me up. Just thought I'd let ya know. :-) ~Vi
E-Gads you all, what else can happen here. My computer died, then I get that problem fixed and it starts raining down here till we need an Ark, so I've started collecting two of everything just in case. We have flood warnings for tonight and tomorrow and we've already had 6 inches in the outer areas. So what happens next is Sunday night my phone lines go dead and they just now get fixed (whew) so I am scared to blink too hard, but you know what? I could smell a cooking contest from a thousand miles away thru a dead computer and floods and downed phone lines. HA!
So give me a bit to think about it cause I just got the rules, but count me in.
Plus, you guys, I am so far behind in reading anything. I promise I will catch up soon. I didn't panic when my computer went down, not for two days anyway. I wanted to see how addicted I really was. Well, let me just go ahead and admit, I am a blender junkie..
bk
Kirk; I think, (I would bet even) O stands to pee and steals all her words.
BK Broiler - I actually CAN stand to pee but it usually gets messy...I stood along side a bunch of guys at urinals in a bar bathroom once - really freaked them out (and my little yoni was bigger than most of their boney-maroneys).
I only steal GOOD words, which is why I have mercifully left YOUR works alone (although I DID dedicate something to ya)
Hugs and sloppy second thoughts,
O. Butz
By the way Be Kay, what does that stand for?
Butt Kisser?
No, you write like a Barbara...maybe Barbara Kleinfelter???
Hey Jon, you KNOW you are making all us haggard hoors horny with all that sexy college boy writing you do!
O.
d0PIE; Hon, take your sleeeeeeezy butz-kin and go haunt the obituary page, that's where your words belong. In the DEAD ZONE! If we all put you on IGNORE you will DIE! BYE BYE Butski!
bk
Dearest Kirk...read my comment again. When referring to one's comments, you should make sure you relay the meaning as it was written.
I did not say doing something you regret takes maturity.
BK stands for 'beautiful' and 'kind'. But I guess those words don't appear in dictionaries of the sick and oppressed. Too bad.
Damn the typing...
...my meaning was that maturity often gives one insight into his or her past deeds.
I believe this is a universal commonality...
Bk~ not to endorse any of Ophelia's rantings, but she raises an interesting question: what does BK stand for? Is it really "beautiful and kind" ? That would seem fitting.
Respectfully~ Vi
Wow...it is so lively around here these past few days. Is it a full moon? You must admit ( I have FINALLY come to this realization myself) that this is the web - NOTHING anyone says here should really hurt any of us. Isn't that one of the reasons we allow ourselves to admit such private things to total freaking strangers? They can never get you in real life! I got WAY too caught up in the Jim/Victim era for purely personal reasons. The truth is: the only energy I wasted was my own. One Nut doesn't give a rats ass about me - he hasn't been around of late...
Positive people are well-liked, negative souls are avoided. The math is just that simple. I hope I fall to the + side.
All the new turmoil gives me some much needed comic relief.
I feel like sending a big check to each one of you that breaks my busy day up with a bit of theatrical movements.
But, who cares what I say?
Rhetoric/Rhet/Rhatt/Rhutt - did I miss any?
I care, rhet. ;-)
SCQueen and Violet
Oh You-all could make me cry except I'm mad enough to kick that racist pigs flaming big yoni all the way to yonkers..ha (so much for beautiful and kind tonight)
B.K. short for Butt Kicker!
bk
you missed Rhott, hun. :)
Briana
You missed Darlin Rhet, and you are on the +++ side always !! Write for us would you?
bk