From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=436">Jon</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

<a href="http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1793_5139021">http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1793_5139021</a><BR>
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-Jon
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1139">jwb71913</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

As we sink into the depths of despair, it's good to remember that we've had desperate times in our lives, and they always got worse.  Or something like that.   Jim
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Well, the one that Mo got me back in the day as a small print, and that I fear to bring into work lest people realize how true it rings for me, is <a href="http://www.despair.com/proc24x30pri.html">http://www.despair.com/proc24x30pri.html</a> ... "Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."<BR>
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Re: frozen drinks...got no recipe other than finding an ok texmex place and asking 'em to make me a frozen strawberry margarita. Girly but good. 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1450">Lolly Gaggin</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

My favorite (and a good thing to hang outside your office if you manage people)...<BR>
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“Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.”<BR>
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<a href="http://www.despair.com/demotivation.html">http://www.despair.com/demotivation.html</a><BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

An editorial from your resident cultural stereotype...<BR>
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Just saw FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and give it a D+ as propaganda, maybe C+ overall as a film or documentary.  The absolute best part of the film was BRITNEY SPEARS but I will say no more, you must see it...<BR>
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The movie won't change many minds (except those of weakminded punks that dig conspiracy theory crap and just being generally hateful and negative), you either hate Bush or like him.  I tend to look to elitists like BawBwa Streisand and Mike Wallace and Hollywood Sodomites to gauge their poltical positions... and then vote the other way.  But that is 'cause I'm a prick, mostly.<BR>
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Interesting that Moore refused to show the 9/11 crashes and devastation but forces the viewer to view gratuitous close-ups of children with their blown-off arms laid our next to them and other horrors in Iraq.  Michael Moore is a first-rate America-hating jackass, and only a marginally good filmmaker...  Mr. Moore, you sir are NO Leni Riefenstahl!  A Nazi YES, but not a great propagandist!<BR>
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I say God bless America and God Bless Britney Spears.<BR>
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Will no one stand up and reveal John F. Kerry for who he REALLY IS?... Ted Cassidy (TV's "Lurch" on The Addams Family) back from the dead. <BR>
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People!  Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2003<P>

And SOME people say I don't "make a positive contribution to this cult..."<BR>
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          <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2003.10.16.19.00.22017">What I Love About You</a> <BR>
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Resubmitted for your reading aloud pleasure...<BR>
  (yelling it tends to elicit dangerous laughter)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Things you Love About "You", or things you love about the Johnson Smith "Things You Never Knew Existed" catalog, <a href="http://www.johnsonsmith.com/">http://www.johnsonsmith.com/</a> ?<BR>
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Not terrifically impressive their, cheif.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

I'm biting my tongue on this one Sush, but Moore just won a major film festival with this film and looks like all is coming out to prove what he has to say is true....uh yeah disprove any of it...so far no one can...anyway, I'm on my way to see it and I'll get back at you again I'm sure.<BR>
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Oh yeah since you have the money, we'll all go broke and let you pay the Japanese and Chinese the 7 TRILLION you (SHIT ASS REPUBLICANS owe them.)<BR>
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bk
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Big deal... Cannes Film Festival.  Like that means something to me or most people.  Nope.  And the LAST thing I would ever be is a "Republican!"  Ha!  I'll defer to the sublime Christopher Hitchens' opinion of FAHRENHEIT 9/11 @ <BR>
<a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/">http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/</a><BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

"At no point does Michael Moore make the smallest effort to be objective. At no moment does he pass up the chance of a cheap sneer or a jeer. He pitilessly focuses his camera, for minutes after he should have turned it off, on a distraught and bereaved mother whose grief we have already shared. (But then, this is the guy who thought it so clever and amusing to catch Charlton Heston, in Bowling for Columbine, at the onset of his senile dementia.) Such courage."<BR>
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--Christopher Hitchens in SLATE<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1269">Injun Joe</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Hitchens is AWESOME!<BR>
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"To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film as a piece of crap would be to run the risk of a discourse that would never again rise above the excremental. To describe it as an exercise in facile crowd-pleasing would be too obvious. Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness. It is also a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking itself as a demonstration of "dissenting" bravery."<BR>
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(Re: FAHRENHEIT 9/11)<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=872">cryingshame58</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Too many lefties against too many righties...i liked John Edwards, but there weren't enough of us that are balanced to matter...<BR>
CS58
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Sush; The worlds film makers voted for this film. I hope PORGY is shivering in his tracks knowing that everywhere it's playing it's getting long standing ovations. We have a war that is costing us young men. They should not be dying  for BIG OIL. We will owe 7 TRILLION dollars or more FOR WHAT??? A war that should have never been started. We have a president that in one breath is on a mission from God and the other is spewing F___Y__'s to anyone that crosses him. If someone does not open the eyes of the American people soon so that they do something about this, we will be a laughing stock in the worlds eye as they watch us crumble. (We are already there) But then maybe they can draft and send all the Republicans kids and grandkids and YOU to go over you all seem to want this SO FRICKIN MUCH!<BR>
    I still have not seen the movie yet. I could not get a ticket here as there is only one theater in a city of over a million playing it. (Speaking of free speech)I did get advance tickets for a showing tomorrow. I heard in FLORIDA it's much worse. One man said that he could not get a viewing in one hundred miles of his home.(Good ole JEB likes free speech too!)But I am rip roaring mad and have been for a long time, I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK and the only way is to GET GEORGE BUSH and his Mongrel DOGS, OUT OF OFFICE ASAP!!!! I think this movie just might start something BIG! Dear REAL GOD in heaven, I hope so!<BR>
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bk
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 26 June 2004<P>

Amen. Awomen. I haven't seen it yet, either, but I intend to. There has to be at least one cinema in Dallas that is showing it. I need to get a job and a residence and then I need to register to vote. I'm back in the Lone Star state. If Porgy's ranch burns down mysteriously like the Koresh compound in Waco, don't look at me. I'm no arsonist anarchist.
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