Aha!
B. K. is Briana Kassia! (see above)
Seriously, what do you old biddies get so uptight about...hon? I mean, if some faceless twit (or tw*t) can get you so steamed over the Infernalnet, then isn't that some good indication that heavy medication and therapy is in order? Be honest.
Some of you write so dearly, so clearly...but then you go off at the drop of a hat like some wild Lithium deprived sociopath in search of a bitch to pitch. Thank god I didn't become a therapist myself...you have to always deal with a bunch of crazy f*ckers all the time. Much easier to just have them spew bile at me safely and hygenically in the comfort of my little office cubicle, via the company computer. Via the heinous Blender of Loaf...
May God have mercy on your poor idiotic souls.
B(itchy) and K(inky),
Ophelia
PS - I have but one word for you Barry Manilow schmucks..."Copacabana"
Ophelia/tammy
ah then words cant hurt you? good... goes to show what a low class wonder you really are... lack of intelligence mingled with a psychotic nature, quite evident here in your fervent writings, points to one who themselves suffers long with low self-esteem... that you would attack those who you yourself admire shows a lot of the pain you have yourself inflected upon your life, im sorry the one you could have loved took themselves out of the picture because you forced it upon them but i think, truthfully, knowing and seeing your work here, it was for the best for them... to be saddled with a wreck like you would be a life of hell im sure, so where ever they are must be a far better place... even in death
but like i stated before
i don't really care for you
jack
Sergey Ben-Lev ~ What am I? Stunned. I am with a wide mouth and covered it by my palm. Where are my eyes? They are popped and googled at the genius I read, puppeteer! I cross so many fences. Green I have never crossed till now. Oh, puppeteer, give me more!! I will read Puppeteer and the tiny C over and over. Give me more!
-Teej (amazed)
Sergy Ben Lev; TJ's right I keep reading your Puppeteer verses over and over. It's wonderful writing, please write more for us.
O; I forgive you as you must truly be a sick person as Jack says. Keep reading all the wonderful words written here and maybe some of them will rub off on your cold cold heart. You are obviously looking for your lost innocence when you come here to read. I hope you find it soon.
TJ: I love your recipe, gonna have to put on my thinking cap today for this one.
Briana is not me O. I am a beginning writer and she has been writing for a while I would bet. Her writing is classy.
Ophelia is no dummy...that's for sure! I bet her IQ is astounding!
Psychotic? Who's to say... I'm sure that any of us, driven to the point, could become a little wacky.
Out for a chuckle? Positively!
I have to say that I am much more interested in this site when there are many characters contributing their thoughts...and that goes for people like Ophelia!
If we all wrote and behaved as...say...Violet...or Misti...or even Rhet (who are THE BEST FAN-DAMN-TASTIC writers on this site, don't get me wrong) things would get quite dull.
I find it interesting when those who profess to "ignore" Ophelia must shout out "Hey, Ophelia, I am ignoring you" which, in essence, says, "Hey, Ophelia, please, give us more."
I love all the deviance on this site!
Hey everyone,
I have an idea for a challenge that may produce a really beautiful result. How about if we alternate the lines of a poem? For example I could start with 2 lines and someone else would add their 2 lines and then the next and so on and so forth unitl it is finished? We have done this on other sites and it has worked out really well. It is neat to see how everyone brings their own style and interpertation to it. Let me know what ya'll think...
Holly
Give it a whirl Holly...you start the first line...but a helpful suggestion...maybe keep it to prose? Matching someone's iambic feet can be daunting...
Jon ~ Understanding ~ you have no idea!!!!
Personality Traits ~ gee, I'm hearing that bitterness again *wink, wink*
Violet ~ Together ~ are congratulations in order??? you lucky thing!!
michael ryan ~ Valentine's Day ~ I really liked this piece. Brought tears to my eyes.
Gala ~ A Smackerel of Pooh ~ I giggled all the way through this. Pooh bear is ny favorite.
Well that's all I've got for now! Some many wonderful writings, so little time.
Holly
Misti...
Starter Marriages...wow.
The flame is just as hot in every direction---but you shook me up with this one girl....
O.K. here's the 2 starter lines:
I taste your words and watch them dance
As your lips begin this tale of romance.
Happy vernal equinox...would someone please tell Ma Nature it's spring? Can't stand any more dismal snowy days.
Jon, Understanding ...babe, you have no idea! Oh, and Personality Traits is it time to increase our happy pills? I loved this one. Glad you liked Imitation. Oh,and by the way - :-P
Musicalduck - all figured out . Been there, he actually married her.
Holly, I like the idea. Ready when you are :)
Chris, Copacabana I so love this song. Glad to see another fan...
Violet, Together best feeling I've ever had. Congratulations!! Life is grand, ain't it? Just keep that in mind when you're 2 months away and ready to elope. LOL
Alright, must get some work done
kylie
...I'll bite...
Of maidens and warriors, kings and queens
And nightly voyages through many a dream
...really must do some work...
Gorgon, you might be right that maturity gives one insight into one's own past, but I don't thank that was the clear message of what you first wrote...I think I did "relay the meaning as it was written", though perhaps not as it was intended.
Still, a decent suggestion for a survey question.
Thanks, Kirk! Thanks also to my little Ala-bam-bam-bammy! My Mensa pals are just too damn boring, so I come here to reek havoc with all these little boys playing on their mommy's comuter, pretending they are famous femme fatal writers! A chat room by any other name is still a chat room! Stop telling us how you feel - BE your word.
Pseudo-Love and nocturnal emissions,
Yoni Berra
"It ain't over 'til it is over."
Smiling Kat~
Visions of You is excellently written...I have been in a similar situation before, so I know how you feel...((HUGS))
Exquisite writing...
Love and wishful thinking, Ali
Hi All ~ raging headache this morning. Ow. Anyway, Alabama, verbally professing to ignore someone is not a shout to the contrary. What it is, is a message that is essentially saying, "Hey _____, I know you're clamoring for attention, because for some reason you don't get enough of it (and thought finding it on the net would be a good idea?), and I want you to know that your sad little efforts at being obnoxious are jokingly pitiful. If I let you know I'm "ignoring" you, maybe you'll respond in a socially aware way, and either leave, or re-adjust your behavior in order to 'get along' here, and be accepted in a healthy way, not in the pathetic way you seem to be searching for it." It's the same type of tactic parents and educators sometimes use with very young children who are displaying anti-social behavior (not unlike your 'friend', Offaleeeyuck). It's just sad that it's an adult displaying it. An adult who aludes to being a member of Mensa, but spells 'wreak' as 'reek'. Hmmm....
Here's a fun little test...
"This quiz is provided for entertainment purposes only, it is not an IQ test. This score will not qualify you for Mensa. The questions on the "Mensa Workout" are biased for people whose primary language is English. Mensa offers culture-fair testing throughout the world. Many of the questions on the "Mensa Workout" require you to have a graphical browser. The test is still enjoyable for those with text only browsers, but your overall score may be considerably lower than normal."
http://www.mensa.org/workout2.html?
Thank's Kylie!!
O.k. here is what we have so far:
I taste your words and watch them dance
As your lips begin this tale of romance.
Of maidens and warriors, kings and queens
And nightly voyages through many a dream
PLEASE do not assume that Ophelia and I are the same, TJ. I am many people, but I, unfortunately, cannot take credit for Ophelia!!!!
If you wish someone to know they are being ignored, then do not utter a word...
...any child (or adult)learns THAT message quickly.
Kylie and holly~Okay so maybe I understand a little more what women go through monthly hehe. And I think with Personality Traits I was male PMSing. Eh. ;-P Oh and Holly I like your idea, how are we supposed to participate? By email?
Oh and Violet I've been meaning to ask you about that wonderful poem you wrote, is it true? If it is, then congrats! If not, then well done on a nicely written piece.
Take care and all that I-Understand stuff.
-Jon
I'm sorry, Kirk!
In re-reading my e-mail, it appears I was vicious! I'm too sensitive, I guess!! HAAA!!!
I see what you mean about my original intent.
I, too, think the question would be good. How about it?
Oy, please don't let this get into a Mensa "my IQs bigger than yours" contest.
Also, I think plays on people's username's (along the lines of "O-feel-ya-up" etc) are pretty juvenile.
Jon ~ I was just letting people add to it on the message board and then updating it as we go along. If someone has a better way PLEASE let us know. So far this is what we have 2 from me and 2 from Kylie.
I taste your words and watch them dance
As your lips begin this tale of romance.
Of maidens and warriors, kings and queens
And nightly voyages through many a dream
Holly
Thanks to each and everyone of you that commented on "together" Yes, it's true... and I am so excited! We aren't getting married until next summer, so, it's a long engagement. :-) Yay! I'm giddy like a school girl. I've always loved weddings... and the next one I go to will be mine. ;-)
To add to this work:
I taste your words and watch them dance
As your lips begin this tale of romance.
Of maidens and warriors, kings and queens
And nightly voyages through many a dream
To wonder what was in times long past
In delight and hope my dream shall last.
Yay Violet!! Ours was a long engagement as well (11/00) and due to come to an end in less than 3 months!! Start planning now hon, it will go by sooooo quickly. Congrats again
wedding cake & white dress wishes...
kylie
Thanks again, Kirk! You sure know how to stand up for a lady's honor! As I explained ages ago when I first started posting here, my name (Ophelia Butz) has always been a source of mischief. BUT(z), I have learnt to take it in stride...I can't wait until the next Survey Question!
Alabama, hon, are you seriously gonna pretend that we ain't an item (or are Blender PDAs taboo)??? Your friend Rhetorical one told me some very "interesting" things about you...seems you two have been hometown honeys, huh? And here YOU thought that SHE was ME - 'member?
Well, you are all Ophelia's now!
Sugar, spice and everything nice,
O. Butz
THE HORROR, THE HORRORRRRRRR... Copacabana
...blood pours from my ears. This is what that torture Taliban/Al-Qaida prisoners with. As they squat to pee...
Vishal, I was thinking of something like "Cruel Reality" or something along those lines for ???? . Now that I've typed it out though, not sure if I like it or not...
kylie
Ophelia, you could still stand to be a bit less of a jerk, though you've improved somewhat.
I don't see what's so bad about Copacabana, though maybe that's because I fond memories of seeing it on The Muppet Show, with Sweet'ums and the female guest of the week. Plus, it's a fun chorus to belt out at the top of your lungs.
Du Doll:
Killer work... Just Looking for my account
O.
Ophelia, I am in no way denying our email banter, even though you haven't emailed an answer to that question I asked...
And yes, I did think, when you first chose to grace us with your beautiful presence, that you and Rhet may have been one and the same.
But what has that got to do with anything?
Ophelia,
Can we just leave Rhet out of this? Rhet is minding her own...trying not to get myself or anyone else in trouble.
You know, leaving the gorilla alone.
Just Some Girl,
You want some Holls Chocolates? I am in Parkersburg for a couple days? Yummy stuffs...I can't check groupwise...but email hotmail if you do.
Vi ~ I said it once, but I will again: CONGRATS to you and Morgan.
Bye my sweet internet darlings,
Rhet
Kylie~ Congrats to you too! How awesome! Where are you getting married? Here's to being lucky in love~ Vi ;-)
Rhet~ Thank's! You're such a doll. Even though you never answered my email. :-P ~Vi
Chris: I got to meet Barry Manilow way back when he was doing Coke commercials and playing gay bars with Bette Midler. He's a nice man. I don't own one Manilow album but I don't mind hearing his tunes every once in a while.
Alabama: I realize your friend thinks he's playing us for fools (and it's not even April 1st yet) but the yokes on him/her whatever. Even if it puts something on front page or just the new subs, well, we will all wonder where it was kiped or if it's bullet ridden with trash and has to be removed by Kirk. Maybe you guys love your wild rides but this is the love page not the Rocky Horror show. I mean get a new angle, it's beginning to be a dull act.
bk
Angel Eyes~I love to read anything from you and I know I haven't commented before, because I was never good at dishing out compliments where they were due but your recent submission Childhood Nightmares was something I had to comment on. If it's based on reality then I am sorry and if your poetry is any indication on what type of person you are then you grew up to be a very sweet woman. If it isn't based on reality then it's still a well-done piece.
Take the best of care and all that sweet stuff.
-Jon