Love Blender Feature

Tongue Twister Tsunami!

So last month, aparajita came up with an idea for a game on the Blender Board... in her words games... games.... did someone suggest a game? ok, here's a stupid one i've been wanting to suggest: who can write the best tongue twister? aka peter piper style but with an adult romantic twist?? any takers?

The Board has been relatively quiet as of late, but this helped to stir up a little action. Not too many participants but it got people talking...(maybe it was less of a Tsunami and more a gentle chance for the time to come in.)

So without further ado, your loyal Blender-Keeper and some of the Regular Cast of Faith Blenderites present...

Tongue Twisters to
Tantalize and Titillate!

One from aparajita

sagaciously
sassy shellie sat sipping sangria
silently scheming sex scenes
seeking sean's secret sensuous side
savoring seductive scenarios

A Pair by B.K.

Oh Love
Was it you
That lanced the link
In my livid brain
Somewhere between
The medulla oblongata
and the aorta vein?

Love lives laughingly
Longingly lively
In the laundry
Of liquid life

A Trio from blessed23

Bless your beautiful boredom
before my body believes briefly
and bathe this bestial beginning
beside bias; bickering with blind billionaires
(blame the bland blessing
bestowed by my brittle Bastard)

I am a shadow
shackled in silent silk
singing songs to sinful slumber
So smile slowly
(spirit and spite:
so sickly stale)

Sharpened stars stab my sleeping sanctuary
saboetguing the scarred safety
thats sustained this surreal scarecrow
through science and scissors
So scratch, scrape;
scorn my screaming secret,
for serenity is shallow and shamed

A Sapphic Quickie by chris

Lorelei licked the licorice languidly,
lounging a little as Lucky Larry's little
lesbian girlfriends Lui and Ling lost their inhibitions
like a single lavender sock in a lot of laundry.

Some Old School Revamps By Kirk

The Sixth Sexy Sheik Seeks Sexy, Chic Sheets...
Pauline Piper Packed a Pint of Pickled Pepper...
Rubbers, Baby, Bug Him, Bum Her, as...
She sells sexual favors by the sea shore.

A Final Threesome by Star of David

Twisting tongues ten times turns tongues to thistle
Twisting tongues thirty times turns tongues to twine
Twisting tongues in time turns tongues to twisters
Twisting tongues with tongue twisters is fine!

Tying a knot
Comes to naught
If the knot is not
A knot with you

Three up a tree is a threesome
What a tricky tree treat
If we had three trees,
nine of three is you me and he
Three times three in a tree

Well, that was fun! Thanks aparajita!