From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=17">deevaa</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

*rolls her eyes*<BR>
<BR>
right. I guess 'romance' related is a matter of relevance. 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=660">Vishal</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Caravan Of Dreams:<BR>
What's your problem!?
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Caravan of Dreams: You obviously can invent as many names as heads you develop with the same personality and we will continue to kick your ass out of here too. I would say get lost, but you're obviously already there.<BR>
<BR>
bk 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=660">Vishal</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Teej; Don't Look, I love this one, struck a chord somewhere.<BR>
<BR>
Vish
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=744">jimmyallgrownup</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Ah Mr. COD... &lt;sigh&gt; What in the WORLD am I going to do with you? Do I need to fly east (something tells me you live in, oh, West Virginia?) and give your cute butt a spanking? And do planes even fly there? We shall see, we shall see. Roger's been reading some of this Board stuff off and on, and he's like, "you ALWAYS go for the psychotic types..." WELL, what does that say about him? HA! All *I* can say in the meantime is to take a chill pill, Mr. COD--and maybe double up on the Prozac. But don't worry because I still love you. ;) Ta ta.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=8">Ali</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

TJ~<BR>
<BR>
<a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.05.10.01.21.17394">Don't Look</a>...WOW.  This one knocked me clear off my chair girl.  Powerful writing.  Amazing job...*smile*<BR>
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Love and unanswered silence, Ali
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=8">Ali</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Kirk~<BR>
<BR>
I'm glad that you got a job!!! *smile* That's awesome. Congrat!<BR>
<BR>
Love and unanswered silence, Ali
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, Blender-Keeper</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Caravan.<BR>
<BR>
1. I put a special exemption of my region-based security measures for your account to work here.  At the time, I assumed that you were not the same person who had been blasting my site with the endless cut-and-paste rants, (dumping on us enough emotional baggage to start your own god damn airline, but posted multiple times, as if somehow making the board unusable for other people somehow better made the case) despite coming from the same region as all those other accounts.  I'm now guessing I was wrong about the assumption that you are a different person than the one I worked to ban, and it will be about two lines of code change to re-remove this account.  (Unlike last time, where I had to build a mechanism.)<BR>
<BR>
2. I don't think I'm "a great writer seething with hormonal secretions and imagining myself to be the Internet Love God". You may notice that I hardly ever submit a work to the site.  I think I'm ok when I'm inspired to write, not much more. I think I'm a better editor, but don't claim to be non-subjective in the Picks.<BR>
<BR>
3. Don't post entire articles here.  I pay for this diskspace, and more to the point it fills up the board and makes it harder to use.  I found the link to the article you posted in about 3 seconds via google. I've installed a mechanism where all you have to do is cut and paste in a URL (taking a little care to leave whitespace on either side of it) and it becomes a link.<BR>
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4. This is this account's final warning. I'll give you one more chance to let your "Caravan of Dreams" character become a non-beligerent participant on the Blender Board.  No more full article posts.  No more personal details about people's "real life" foibles.  <BR>
<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Deevaa, thanks for the good job wishes, and I hope things take a turn for the better for you!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

I don't take "warnings" from little dipshits like YOU. <BR>
<BR>
Close my fucking account...like I care.  You self-important little twerp.  Twerp...never really used that term as I have never really found someone deserving.<BR>
<BR>
Until now.<BR>
<BR>
Later, loser.<BR>
<BR>
By the way, Twerp...I'm already here in a myriad of other identities, just waiting.  You can't keep ME out of the Blunder.  Just watch...twerp.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Bumming crash space from online strangers so you can go to a COMIC BOOK CONVENTION?  How old ARE you, Twerp?<BR>
<BR>
10?  14?  27?<BR>
<BR>
What a little Twerp.  Too bad for Mo...
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=5">jackryhme</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

ummm kirk... if you dont want the job of love god ... can i have it ?  please? <BR>
<BR>
jack
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

By the way, Twerp...<BR>
<BR>
<i>Deleted some Mullholland Article in German...whoo, what a come back!</i>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=34">Just Some Girl</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Lydia-<BR>
<BR>
Your "Ghost" is a chilling reminder of a recent event that brought me to tears. Your poem was beautiful.<BR>
<BR>
Can the ravages of lost love bring about negative physical changes in a person?
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=91">flash</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Lydia... I really liked "Ghost."  Thanks!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

<a href="http://www.lostlovers.com/">http://www.lostlovers.com/</a>
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

For MORE bad poetry, visit <BR>
<BR>
<a href="http://poetry.about.com/library/weekly/aa042297.htm">http://poetry.about.com/library/weekly/aa042297.htm</a><BR>
<BR>
(Hurry up and close me out, Twerp - time and disc space's a'wastin..)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

For EVEN MORE bad poetry, visit<BR>
<BR>
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/9610/">http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/9610/</a><BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=436">Jon</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Wow.<BR>
<BR>
Some people have a lot of time on their hands.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=757">Caravan of Dreams</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Oh gosh, and then there is<BR>
<BR>
<a href="http://www.swns.net/~ceknight/institute.html">http://www.swns.net/~ceknight/institute.html</a>
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, Blender-Keeper</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Caravan, you don't get it. I don't care how many identities your have.  They were all welcome until each started breaking the simple guidelines I ask people to follow on the Blender...when you started switching accounts to post your vast quantities of...well, just call them vast quantities, I had to take deeper measures.  This is why when you try to post, you get the STOP IT message.  <BR>
<BR>
I don't get what your problem is. I pay to keep this site going.  I don't make a lot of rules, ask people stay more or less ontopic, and not post huge quantities (especially of other people's materials), and not play games of identity expose.  I'm not going to get into censoring your work or other people's, based on old personal vendettas and failed relationships.  <BR>
<BR>
For the record, it was a video game convention, not a comic convention...not that that's much better from a geek/twerp standpoint.  Mo and I were facing double unemployment, I was looking not to spend $150-180 on a room, especially when I could've made it a social even with someone I kind of knew online.  I ended up driving down with another hobbyist (who turned out to be a hell of an interesting guy, a bohemian professional french chef), we split the cost of a room and had some interesting conversation, game related and non-.  Not sure why I'm bothering to tell you this, but hey.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=4">TJ Holland</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Thanks Guys, for the kudos on 'Don't Look'. I debated whether I should put it on the Blender as I didn't think it was any good. I guess that just goes to show the variety of taste and opinion in the world. Speaking of taste and opinion...COD seems to have some 'issues' he/she should go work out in a dark, stuffy office somewhere. Gawd, some people have no lives!<BR>
<BR>
-Teej
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

first off, Caravan of dreams, FUCK OFF, I come back after two weeks off hard graft to find that civil war has broken out again!!..... What the FUCK is it with you people!!!....Are you so far up your own arses, so full of your own fucking importance that you insist on fucking it up for everyone???......well, ....fuck it ...I'm out of here, Gone to webstatic where poetry is admired and egos are not in the least important.......... GOOD BYE
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Wordley, calm down. It's not "civil war". It's one guy. If he drives people away than he wins, to a certain extent.<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Hey Kirk, SORRY for that, I've had a look at some sites that sad sicko COD has mentioned and, well, what a peadophile, this person is SICK, he (she, it's hard to tell, whoever it is should be put down) is a menace to society....as we say over here, "no teddybear is safe!!...It will soon be stuffed!!?".......Anyway, kick the twat out of here so we "normal" people can get on with life!!!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Oh Teej,<BR>
         "Don't Look" Is excellant Girl, keep it comin'
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=644">wordley</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Hi you guys,<BR>
            I am now well "bladdered" as Splatipus would say, having sank three bottles of Hardy's fine chardonnay, and wish too apologise to you all. If COD is reading this, you don't count , you're a TWAT and don't deaerve to be alive....Any wayyyyy(Hic) I love you all, even Kirk, and just wish too apologose, God I'm tired,.......Anyhooooooo, I'm off to bed, (He He,  Cold shower, Warm Bed, HOT woman!!)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Sweet dreams, Wordley.  (For the record, COD's last links weren't so bad, mostly links to self-proclaimed bad poetry sites, and one on "lost romances", one of that crew's recurring themes.)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=744">jimmyallgrownup</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Ding-dong, the witch is dead...<BR>
<BR>
Etc.<BR>
<BR>
Way to go, Kirk. Maybe some of the folks who've been AWOL will come back now (they know who they are ;)). Sure would be cool. As for COD, I hope he gets the psychiatric help he needs (I sincerely mean that--I'd prefer not to see him on the Evening News some day). And to that chick who dumped him & precipitated all this in the first place: you aren't, like, afraid of this dude??? I guess you're braver than me. It'd be Witness Protection Program all the way, baby.   <BR>
<BR>
Cheers, all...
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=765">spaceman</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Vishal <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.05.10.03.28.10911">Random Thoughts 9</a> this struck me today, I think you are right about the compromise part.  <BR>
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TJ you can add my name to the list of your fans for <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.05.10.01.21.17394">Don't Look</a><BR>
<BR>
Lydia...<a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.05.09.19.43.21484">Ghost</a> awakens memories...thanks.<BR>
<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=2">scqueen</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Jack ~ You crack me up :-)<BR>
<BR>
And Kirk ~ You are the most impartial, give everyone the benefit of the doubt, fair guy. When everyone else's buttons are pushed, you still try to be objective. Even when you are pushed to the limit and are FINALLY giving them the boot. I like that about you most.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=706">splatipus</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Hey Peeps<BR>
<BR>
Wow, you go out for the night and world war three starts on the blender. Glad it seems to be over now.<BR>
<BR>
COD - if your still around in one of your alias', dont be such a pillock.<BR>
<BR>
Kirk - you are a diplomat, a gentleman and a writer, Sir!Respec'! - as Ali Gee would say - dont know if you get him in the States. Also congrats on the job!<BR>
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Wordley - Bladdered again, eh? LOL! Glad you calmed down from before, dont let the pillocks get to you, would have been a shame if you'd left blender. Hope the new job is going well.<BR>
<BR>
Anyway, now onto the official stuff.<BR>
<BR>
Akash - ??? Excellent - It prompted me to go back and read your older stuff which I hadnt read. Conclusion - you are a fucking good writer!<BR>
<BR>
Vishal - Random Thought 9 - Spot on! Hows the hangover? (Peeps, he was pissed online last night! LOL! twas very funny -you should have seen his typing!)<BR>
<BR>
Teej - Dont Look - wonderful and thought provoking.<BR>
<BR>
Anyway, its now some ridiculous hour of the early morning, so feel the need to be horizontal in the nicest possible way i.e. sleep<BR>
<BR>
Toodle Pip for now<BR>
<BR>
Splatopotamus<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=706">splatipus</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Sorry - for the USA chaps - re. my above message and Vishal - by pissed I mean drunk - not angry.<BR>
Night all
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=23">Kirk</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Ali G...cameo as the driver in the Madonna "Music" video, right? All I know about him is that, plus I heard about the "Tax The Panty" campaign poster controversy.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=739">His Little Fullback</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Kirk,<BR>
<BR>
I tried to submit a poem and it wouldn't let me.  It said that there was some minconfiguration error?  Can you help me out?<BR>
<BR>
HLF
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=9">madison</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

deevva - tried to write to your art but couldn't do it justice, no matter how i tried - but I believe TJ did.  love the new sub, too ~ 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=4">TJ Holland</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Oh wow! Ali, Vishal, Splat, Wordley, Spaceman ~ You guys made my day. I just got home from another 12 hour shift at the jail (this week adds up to 72 hours with the overtime) and I get the pleasure of finding out that some of you (quite a few!) like 'Don't Look'. Too freakin' cool!<BR>
<BR>
And Madi ~ give it a whirl, luv. "For His Queen" needs some company, and Deevaa's art needs more than just MY lame tribute!<BR>
<BR>
"They love me! They really love me!" <BR>
<BR>
Thanks guys!!<BR>
<BR>
-Teej<BR>
<BR>
PS Gala ~ I called it last week, re: cod, didn't I??!! <BR>
<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=4">TJ Holland</a><BR>
Date: 10 May 2002<P>

Joe DiMino ~ I really liked <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.05.09.18.40.3849">Tell Me With Your Eyes</a>. The double spacing was a bit disconcerting, but the content was great!<BR>
<BR>
-Teej
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