From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, Blender-Keeper</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

I deleted the article, but went out of my way to find an equivalent link for it.  And actually jackrhyme, it's not from the One Nut Jim personae per se, in fact it seems to be somehow announcing the death of One Nut Jim.  I was surprised by what seemed to be the given birthdate of 1947, give ol' One Nut the ripe old age of 53.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Derelict Daisy/One Nut Jim,<BR>
You might know a thing or two about anarchy, but you don't know Texas geography. The Brazos goes through Waco. The Colorado goes through Austin. And if you think the Driskill Hotel is a good date idea, you are more wacked out than I thought.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=479">Derelict Daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Laugh Out Freakin' Loud!<BR>
<BR>
Really. I gotta hand it to ya all, you have given me a real shitter of a good time tonight.<BR>
<BR>
First off, the Berkman stuff was really just some random recent study and it seemed an appropriately pointless way to waste space (as do so many others here...perhaps without realizing it) and signal the retirement (ne, demise) of everybody's favorite fictious character, "One Nut Jim." <BR>
<BR>
The thoughts and opinions expressed by this oddball CHARACTER do not (necessarily) represent the views of the writer (who is simply out for a metatarsalic stroll across the Weird World Web waiting for the eggs to hard boil).<BR>
<BR>
After I submitted the Berkman shit, I realized an appropriate "punch line" would be to submit a commentary one the past week's BROAD antics...like asking relationship advice from a bunch of pitiful poetics (SELF most certainly included) wasting valuable cyberspace.  Anywho, just go back to the "...and READ it" entry and try it again..with gusto.  Some of the finest comic writing I've done all night, if I do say so myself (which I do).<BR>
<BR>
"...after all , THIS IS A POETRY SITE ISN'T IT??"<BR>
<BR>
I crack me up.<BR>
<BR>
And then to see the inevitable responses.  Sheer heaven.  You guys be some funny muthafukkahs.  And the mysogynst comments some of you made?  Another total hysterical shitter.  If you knew me, you be shitting snickers, too!<BR>
<BR>
Oh, I suppose some here actually feel they "know" me down here in Murfreesboro Tennessee (via lies from, oh, I imagine some little chippie who pursued me via email - a star f*cker - that conned me into a marriage proposal, screwed my best buddy while I was away, and was dumb enough to f*ck with me in MY town...the morning I showed up at the Domestic Hearing WITH AN ATTORNEY...well, it was the first time I've ever seen someone actually shit themselves...another attorney pal (who has worked with the beast) actually told ME even MORE awful stories that sent me to the doc for HIV and VD tests...oh, how I shall treasure my inital misconceptions about her!...well hell, I've gotten off topic.  Suffice it to say, those of you who would call these "characters" mysogynistic really haven't a clue about the writer and make the whole cabal that much more hilarious.  It would be like you interpret something written by an unknown and decide some aspect of it is racist.  So, had you called these "characters" racist, I would respond the same way...Kiss My Ass (the writer is colorblind).  From the tone of a couple of those responses above, I'd say some of you ladies are the mysogynists.  Go figure that one out, clowns.  Self-hating women are my FAVES!!!<BR>
<BR>
So to all the lost and lovelorn, pitiful poetics and self-hating Shelias...THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE, JUST STOP A STRANGER ON THE STREET OR ASK THE DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANT.  It is virtually the same thing as posting it anonymously on the Web for all the world to realize things are just THAT MUCH MORE FUCKED UP THAN WE'D ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.  Amen.<BR>
<BR>
Again, excellent writing vs. banal Board-dumb.<BR>
<BR>
Fascinating.<BR>
<BR>
Really, thank you again for all the grins.  ONJ disappeared last week, and now it is MY turn.  Watch me disappear!!!<BR>
<BR>
dd<BR>
<BR>
PS - Hollymccormick...excellent Sorely Kierckenfart quote.  So apropos...<BR>
<BR>
(!)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=479">Derelict Daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Oh, and I can't resist this one..<BR>
<BR>
To Misti,<BR>
<BR>
You clearly are either a twelve year old goth chick or just plain stupid.<BR>
<BR>
     <a href="http://www.driskillhotel.com/<BR>">http://www.driskillhotel.com/<BR></a>
<BR>
dd<BR>
<BR>
PS - wanna know how weird this place is?  Maybe I AM Rhett, and Kevin, and even TJ...look, seriously, watch...I shall call forth another of my characters...JustSomeGirl!<BR>
<BR>
(POOF!)<BR>
.<BR>
.<BR>
.<BR>
.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=542">JustSomeGirl</a> 
<font color="red">account closed for pseudofraud</font>
<BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

.<BR>
.<BR>
.<BR>
(ZAP!!)<BR>
<BR>
Hey!  What tha...?  What the heck is happening around here?<BR>
<BR>
JustSomeGirl<BR>
<BR>
(pretty creepy, huh?)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=254">chris</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

DD:<BR>
Good point on "real world" vs. net persona. True enough. You're still one obnoxious character, though. Of course you're funny (truly intelligent wackos are always the most interesting--far better than the usual garden-variety neurotics who talk too much), but if you come across at all like this in "real life", well, that would explain your, uh, difficulties. Disappear if you must. I personally subscribe to the big tent school of thought. The theater of the absurd is almost always preferable to what's usually playing.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=479">Derelict Daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

<a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.03.34.17783">Blue Angel</a> <BR>
<BR>
And one last little trickie, before I sign off...I will leave one of myselves a poem for one another...yet another time STILL!  Dedicated to myself, and my self yet again!<BR>
<BR>
Bibbity bobbity BOO!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=542">JustSomeGirl</a> 
<font color="red">account closed for pseudofraud</font>
<BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

<BR>
Great Googly-Moogly!  I'm getting outta here too!<BR>
<BR>
???????<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
JSG/LLS
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=254">chris</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Ha! Actually, Misti's my wife. And you once again provide a highly interesting example of the dissonance between online intellectual ball-swinging and, for lack of a better word, reality--'cause in "real-life" I'd just kick your overeducated ass. But keep on keepin' on, and remember: mental illness is nothing to be ashamed of. Caught early it CAN be treated. (By the way, the Brazos is nowhere near Austin, and your Driskell link doesn't work.) <BR>
<BR>
Then again, I might be YOU... Ever think of that? Really. You can't prove I'm not. Barthes said that no author ever has strict ownership of a text. Hell, it's like tryin' to pin the tail on a moving donkey. Buy or steal "From Work to Text." I highly recommend it. Good beach reading.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=4">TJ Holland</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Awwwwwww.......Derelict, did my messages send you into that last tizzy? You poor, poor man...er...I mean...whatever....you poor person. Come now, stop with the freakyfussing and get on with life. Here, take my hand and close your eyes. I promise it won't hurt, much. Just a little pin prick. There......<BR>
<BR>
Now, here's to your objection to asking advice of cyber strangers...don't you think that if you wanted pure unbiased opinions, JUST to see what other people think, (because a person doesn't see things from EVERY angle) then the best people to ask are people who don't know you or care WHO you end up dating?  And wouldn't you allow that if you don't want the people you DO know in REAL life to know what's going on in yours, you just MIGHT consider getting a little feedback from outerspace? And perhaps it's not so unreal as to admit that most likely I would (or anyone would) just read the responses and do what I would have done anyway, neverminding WHAT anyone else suggested?<BR>
<BR>
Of course, I realize that the reason you flipped out publicly AGAIN is because you were so incensed at the thought of me being interested in a guy other than you, and you were so devastatingly stunned by jealousy that you lost your head. It's alright, Derelict, I can forgive you for that. Afterall, how can one NOT forgive a man...person...so charming as yourself? <BR>
<BR>
I'm sure you'll hunt and peck on your keyboard to send of some super intelligently scathing rebuttal to this, but we will all just kindly nod our heads and look discretely away from your fit, knowing the poor guy is only being nasty to cover his undying love for TJ. *sigh* Such is my lot in life...to spurn the affections of those not wholly healed, and perchance to further delay their healing....LOL!!<BR>
<BR>
-Teej (feeling alive and refreshed...ahhhhhhh!!)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=5">jackryhme</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

ah pulleeze one nutter first the ..yawn..anarchy ploy and now the feel sorry for because i hate myself one ..........you really bore me  zzzzzzzzz
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=544">*chris*</a>
<font color="red">account closed for pseudofraud</font>

<BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Ah!  Zibba zibba zabba, zibba zibba ZAPP-A! Uh, reety teety, bobba reety!<BR>
<BR>
And now I become "Chris!"<BR>
<BR>
and whip MY OWN ASS!  Abba cheebie, nobba geekie! Chris versus Daisy versus Rheetie Bobba reety!  One Nut Misti, Just Some Sweetie, Kirk IsreilammadamadingdongDeeDee!<BR>
<BR>
I bend reality before your very eyes!  All hail the Ghost in the Machine!  Ah, Romance!<BR>
<BR>
Ah, Poetry!<BR>
<BR>
Art is a hammer<BR>
no<BR>
art is a mirror   wait<BR>
damn art<BR>
is a hammer yeah<BR>
art is a mirror<BR>
art<BR>
is<BR>
a<BR>
dirty<BR>
biness<BR>
but<BR>
some<BR>
bunny<BR>
gotta<BR>
do<BR>
it<BR>
Bese mi asno<BR>
Embrassez mon âne<BR>
Küssen Sie meinen Esel<BR>
Baci il mio asino<BR>
Beije meu burro<BR>
Kyss mitt esel<BR>
Zoen mijn reet<BR>
Kys mig æsel<BR>
Suudelma minun aasi<BR>
Pog mo thoin<BR>
Koss minn rass<BR>
Iscjelivati moj magarac<BR>
Csókol az én -m csacsi<BR>
Polibek má osel<BR>
Poljubac moj zadnjca<BR>
Poljub svoj norec<BR>
Isskay ymay assyay<BR>
Soen my esel<BR>
Puth im gomar<BR>
Chumu gAdha<BR>
Suudlema minu eesel<BR>
Honi ko'u 'elemu	 <BR>
üngutu taku käihe<BR>
sarut magar<BR>
busu changu kitako<BR>
kysst min åsna <BR>
<BR>
cusanu fy asen<BR>
<BR>
KUSCHN MEIN EISL!<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
Dee Dee<BR>
(Ooops!)<BR>
<BR>
I mean <BR>
<BR>
*chris*<BR>
"Misti's Misogynecologist"<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
cc: n/a
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=477">BlondeVampireVictim</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Hey all you Chrissies, and Misties, and TeeJee's!<BR>
<BR>
Ya ever hear of a CAR?  Like, to drive to the boat ride on the Brazos? After all the Driskill Film Festival drill...jee-sus christ! <BR>
<BR>
I have clearly lapped you exponentially in the mental arena, leaving you limp and distressed, able to only utter some moronic jibe about geography...and this Misti-fied gal in Texas cain't stop thinkin' 'bout dis mystic on da cybersexysuperfragilistic...yo *Chis* I jus' bitch slapped yo wrist!<BR>
An once again once again my ass kiss!<BR>
<BR>
(In the most romantic way possible)<BR>
<BR>
Too bad about Dee Dee...RIPP (1968-2001)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=5">jackryhme</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

ah nutter if you weren't so pathetic in a dweeb sort of way you would almost make it to useless ........very bored now zzzzzzzzzz<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=544">*chris*</a>
<font color="red">account closed for pseudofraud</font>

<BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

HEY...seriously all you Austin Blenderites!  I did two summers at Esther's Follies in the 80s.  We might even know each other in the real world, and then you'd REALLY have a big laugh when you make your discovery!<BR>
<BR>
G'nite!<BR>
<BR>
chis/juanknotgym/misti/justsomegurl/rhatt/derelictdaisy/etc/et al
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=5">jackryhme</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=34">Just Some Girl</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

DD, take your mitts off my ID... <BR>
<BR>
I did not make those previous entries under JustSomeGirl... notice the lack of spaces between the words...<BR>
<BR>
Jeez. I've seen everything now!!  ID theft!<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

E Gads DD; Boy am I glad I went to bed early. HA! Dunkin Donut are you missing your hole point here? You obviously need attention in the worst way. Did Mommy give you too much attention or was your wet nurse some demon with a voo doo accent, honey call your shrink she will be glad to take your money and give you more pills.<BR>
We can't help it if you are bored out of the hole in your gourd. This is not Maury Povich spew your dews one shot show<BR>
We may not be Rembrants but obviously you aren't Tarzan or Jane would be in your arms. What witness protection program are you in or are you Osama hiding out in your cave? I am sure there must be a site for raving spewing maniacs. Call a priest to do an exorcist, call roto rooter, better yet EAT PRUNES cause Darlin, and I mean this in the most romantic way. YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP! (Put that in your Pip and Squeak it!)<BR>
<BR>
bk
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, blender-keeper</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

test
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=1">Kirk, blender-keeper</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

ID-theft and "near" ID-theft is not acceptable and will be stopped as soon as I am made aware of it.  I am reasonably tolerant of multiple identities and a certain amount of offtopic rambling, but in a virtual community, consistency of identity is extremely important. That's why I installed the login system in the first place.<BR>
<BR>
"*chris*" (the newly created, and now disabled, account...this marks the first time I've shutdown an account): I noticed you put up your URL as negativland.  I'm aware of some of their older work; the U2 piece, some of the Pepsi stuff, and in general respect it as a kind of conceptual art.  I don't know what your actual association with them is, though I find big companies and people who use generic terms (or the name of an aircraft) more worthy and interesting targets than this little homebrew board.<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=74">Echolocation</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Kirk -- Well done, thank you.<BR>
<BR>
Madison -- <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.08.02.40.10227">cameo appearances</a> -- 4th section ("evil barks like dogs in a car" et seq), very fresh image, engenders a whole host of vivd mental associations <BR>
<BR>
Tanq -- <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.00.21.264">The Sounding</a> -- Nice!  Another original metaphor (or is it a simile?  I could never keep those two straight...)  I like it that it's left open at the end, no easy answers
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=328">Rhetoric</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

TC -<BR>
Sir, you are back and just in the nick of time.  All three recent posts are too sweet a therapy for me.  <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.00.38.21973">Summer Dream</a> , <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.00.21.264">The Sounding</a> , and <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.01.00.3504">Adrift</a>  are great reads.<BR>
<BR>
Miss September - <BR>
<a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.09.00.54.31908">Newlyweds</a>  struck me.  I have never been married, but as a live-in, I want to feel that first everything that you describe.  Your post makes me both sad and excited about those emotions.  <BR>
<BR>
jack -<BR>
your writers buzz rocked!!  Very clever quips.<BR>
<BR>
madi - <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.08.02.40.10227">cameo appearances</a> ...Bravo.  I am taken aback by your metaphors and references.  How do you get italics?  That was a great break in the stream of thought!!!I like your style sister!<BR>
<BR>
Max- I really like <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.08.00.59.2005">Love Blinds...</a> .  Merits, shmertits - only you know its true greatness.<BR>
Rheety/Rhetty/Ruby-June
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=34">Just Some Girl</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Kirk, can you also disable the phony "JustSomeGirl" account?
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=34">Just Some Girl</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Thanks, Kirk!
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=9">Madison</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Thank you Echolocation and Rhetoric.  I'd wondered if some of the images were too ghoulish for here, but it was intended for entertainment after all (ha) oh! which reminds me, the 'after all' in that poem is a double intendre to be interpreted not as sassy/quippy but as "after all in life, after all of what we expected but were handed and reshaped or rewrote to create our lives nonetheless"  Not that anyone had asked for explanatory verbage, but I hear from some people (okay, one person, teehee) that until I've 'splained it some of the stuff I do is a little out there. <BR>
<BR>
Rhet, I sent an HTML Lesson No. 1 for Italics formatting to your email :) Try it out! Luckily the submission has a try before you buy option.<BR>
<BR>
Madi<BR>

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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=268">Misti</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

This overly-educated, arrogant, name-dropping, name-stealing, successful American citizen with interns and hardboiled eggs and winning date ideas has actually done me a tremendous service. I've been tossing around my third screenplay idea for the past year. Very loosely based on the life of Nicole Brown, it involves the whole Saved By the Handsome Prince myth (not that O.J. Simpson is handsome...it isn't going to be a biography by any means). I want to create a woman who has no real identity of her own, who doesn't make much money and is swept off her feet by a successful, well-dressed, erudite kinda guy who everyone worships. Then the skeletons will come tumbling outta the closet. He'll beat her and murder her because no one heeded her cries for help. I want to write this screenplay for several reasons, mainly because the whole O.J. Simpson enrages me. I can't let it go. No woman in America should "let it go." <BR>
<BR>
Anyway, judging soley by his bile spewed all over this Board and his incessant bragging, LoneTesticleJames brings to mind the exact kind of Alpha Male archetype I plan to portray in my screenplay. <BR>
<BR>
P.S. I think it's pathetic and sleazy and empty, the way some men (mostly attorneys and CPAs, I would guess)go to great lengths just to get laid. Shelling out big bucks for an extravagant gourmet meal and a boat ride down a river. The kind of idiots who give women jewelry on a first date. I've known a couple of men like that. The irony and beauty of a hot dog in the park is totally lost on 'em. Poor bastards.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=22">angieubaldo</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Du Doll~ heres what I will promise the person i will spend forever with,<BR>
"I promise that when you get to the point that you cannot wipe your own ass, i will do it for you.  And if we both cannot wipe our own asses, then at least we will both be shitty togehter..."
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=34">Just Some Girl</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Damn, Misti!<BR>
<BR>
You said a mouth-full, sister! You hit the nail on the head..squarely.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=552">daralicked daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Alrighty, alrighty.... That was a bit much last night, I admit. Booze and empty stomachs do not mix. And the crack I smoked didn't help any, either. <BR>
<BR>
Mein Gott! <BR>
<BR>
All and all I did have a shitter of a good time.<BR>
<BR>
I crack me up.<BR>
<BR>
...in other words.<BR>
<BR>
But now in the cold light of day I am beginning, I hope, to face up to some of my own problems. And they are many. For one thing, all those other folks are gone. Dead. Buried. Well, not EXACTLY. That vampire chick's in the trunk of my car. I think she's still kickin'. She got on my nerves. But she's gone, so REST EASY!<BR>
<BR>
I am now who I am and nobody else. And I want to get serious for a moment. I don't expect anyone to believe me after all I've pulled, but I feel there is literally nothing left to say.<BR>
<BR>
I've had my share of trauma. Getting the heave ho by that pathetic chippie was the least of it. Suffice it to say, I do treasure my inital misconceptions about her, but I have since come to realize that it would never have worked out over the long term between us. I am brilliant. I AM misunderstood. Women feel threatened by me. Self-hating Shelias see me coming from many miles distant.<BR>
<BR>
But I'm getting offtopic. Point is, she was just the latest indignity in a series of many. Some WOULD say that I have "problems" with certain "substances". Some WOULD say that I've never gotten over my early childhood sexual experiences (a little TOO early, if you ask me!). But, like Solzhenitsyn's German translator told me once over espressos in Tosca, "Zee dogs zay bark and zey caravan moves on."<BR>
<BR>
So I will herewith move on. Or not. Depends, actually. You guys be some funny muthafukkahs. I'm not sure I can go on without you all in my life. <BR>
<BR>
"Dieu me pardonerra. C'est son metier."<BR>
<BR>
dd (NOT that other DD)<BR>
<BR>
(!!)<BR>
<BR>
cc: n/a
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=477">BlondeVampireVictim</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

<BR>
Dear Friends and readers (on the site that is one of my top seven all time faves - Kirk, I do love ya girl! In spite of myownbadself),<BR>
<BR>
Thank you for all your hard work and time.  I was certain the phoney-baloney IDs would expire post haste!  Thanks Kirk! (whoever you REALLY are...perhaps,   SATAN?  Hmmm?)  You know, if I had some safe secure location to mail you goodies for all your troubles, I would) but I understand what with all the troubles in the world and such...<BR>
<BR>
Really, quite a splendid effort and we'll be getting back to all of you one way or the other.  Please don't call us.  Make sure we have your headshot, stat sheet, and correct number and have a safe drive home.  Remember, this will be a non-union gratis shoot...be sure to bring a chair!<BR>
<BR>
There are some doughnuts left, back by the employees lounge.<BR>
<BR>
Really, really nice work today gang!  My term has nearly expired here as well...watch out for the men in black.<BR>
<BR>
     www.themothmanlives.com<BR>
<BR>
nothing is true<BR>
everything is permitted<BR>
<BR>
  * )#(*<BR>
*)POOF!(*<BR>
   *.<BR>
    .
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=477">BlondeVampireVictim</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

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<BR>
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<BR>
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<BR>
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=17">deevaa</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

We tried to go to the Outback Steak House when I was in the USA, the car broke down on the motorway in the snow - we never made it.<BR>
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I'm going to send off the emails, then print of my $25 voucher right now.<BR>
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*rolls her eyes* right I am.<BR>
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Now go away already.<BR>
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=328">Rhetoric</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

DaraDaisy -<BR>
That post was so sweet...and I do hope you are sincere.  If I can assume (you know what they say about assume) that those words were (how old...who knows) for OUR favorite Blenderite?  How can you be so tender in those few lines, yet these past weeks trash her and call her (and ME) a whore?  How can you call any woman you have ever loved a disease-ridden whore?  WHY DO MEN DO THAT?  I have spent many a moment wondering what actually goes on in your head.  I know how deep the love shared went...however badly it ended.  Do you really think she is self-loathing and fucked up?  Is anyone more normal than you? or I?  I want so badly to believe that you are just trying to grasp at her in any way...that is why you post such horrible things.  Am I wrong?  PLEASE say no.  I wish I could just use your real name and stop all this poo-pooing around.  You are too bright and enigmatic to show your ass in such childish ways.  And yes, I do know more about you than what comes from her.  This is a small town and I knew of you before a couple summers ago.  Please just be nice...play like a grown up.  I want you to be kind for a change.  I am not your mother and I have no right making such bold requests...but I know there is a sensitive soul in there somewhere.<BR>
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Jennifer 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=4">TJ Holland</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Come one! Come all! To the freakiest show in the world! Under the Big Top sits a man who will display his pathos for all to see!! Nevermind that we all have it....this man makes us seem angelic. And for all those who study the human mind.....here is THE epitome of confusion!! Step right up!!<BR>
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(Beware the sleeping dog. His growls and jerking legs may fool you, and his innocent silence will lure you, till your throat is exposed and he tears it out.)<BR>
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.... onenutderelictvampire, on the other hand, leads a life of deafening desperation. <BR>
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we. can. help. you. <BR>
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Thanks for the entertainment Derelict, et al.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=328">Rhetoric</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Teej - <BR>
I totally agree with the sleeping dog analogy.  I, however, am so hell bent on seeing the good in others that I can't let this one go.  I am foolish for even caring...it is not my battle.  I just don't want to give up hope that I was wrong on my first impression.  Maybe my words will make a mockery of my mind.  Am I total dumbass - maybe...probably.<BR>
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Rhet
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=13">B.K.</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Girls; Call the net police, call the vaudville guys with the hook, call the zoo, somethings got to be missing (missing link). I think we all need to take out restraining orders now before its too late. Call the FBI, I bet his picture is on some poster in the post office. Call your mother and tell her you repent that you finally saw the devil and he is real. This man needs to darted, tagged and tracked, Sensitive...Horse Feathers! You gotta like quick sand pits cause you are already up to your elbows and sinking if you believe him.<BR>
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bk
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=552">daralicked daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Dear Friends and readers (on the site that is one of my top seven all time faves - Kirk, I do love ya girl! In spite of myownbadself),<BR>
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Thank you for all your hard work and time. I was certain the phoney-baloney IDs would expire post haste! Thanks Kirk! (whoever you REALLY are...perhaps, SATAN? Hmmm?) You know, if I had some... <BR>
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...HEY! WAIT! I'M DEAD! I'M LOCKED IN SOME SICKO'S CAR TRUNK! <BR>
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(so sehr niedersank, konnte ich nicht verstehen. Noch weniger aber, daá die christlich-soziale Partei in dieser gleichen Zeit zu so ungeheurer Macht zu gelangen vermochte. Sie war damals gerade am Gipfel ihres Ruhmes angelangt)
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=554">Hegel_Beagle</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Do excuse the last few postings. I wasn't quite myself. I'm fine now. Just whacked myself on the noggin with a sledge hammer. No pain so I must be insane. If you're reading this, sweet Meredith, I don't really think you're a whore. If I'm boorish it is only because I love you madly. I gnash my teeth when I see you with HIM. Did you know he has a lover in Rhode Island? She's one of his best kept secrets. Now you know. She could be your doppleganger. She even smells like you. Please accept my olive branch. It will have to do until you let me send you tulips again. You will let me back in when you find out for yourself that HE, not I, is the IMPOSTOR. 
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=528">english_23</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Wow.  What a fascinating web site!  I finally just turned off the "X-Files" and watched this evening's fun unravel on the Blender Board!  Usually a cool place to hang, but lately...well, you have some heavy shroom action going or otherwise language IS a virus...<BR>
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This place makes me horny.  I want to watch all of you guys act out this drama on a stage...this is better than the Wooster Group!  Or their orchestra!<BR>
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I will suggest this to my Transcendental Writing Workshop at the next est seminar I go to.  But...vas es das shitr?  Pere Ubu?  Ubu Roi?  Merdre...<BR>
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Does anyone know where I can find information about sensory deprivation tanks or extrasensual perspiration (ESP)?<BR>
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Time to pinch the pimples on my man's hairy backside.  <BR>
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I love George W. Bush!<BR>
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PS - my 80 yr young mother fell in church a week ago and has been in the hospital, probably another week to go.  Your prayers would be appreciated.<BR>
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Tammi<BR>
Yale Lit Chair<BR>
[email-masked]<BR>
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www.helpless.com<BR>
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Go USA!  Right On!<BR>
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=50">MichaelT()</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

All ~ Uh..yeah.. And I to think, at one time I thought *I* was crazy.<BR>
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Rhet ~ "Self Pity" was very cutting. Nice pick!<BR>
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Shawna ~ <a href="/blend/wv.cgi?id=2001.12.07.21.25.27969">Love Poems Suck</a>. Very nice. I agree. <BR>
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Misti ~ You've been bumped. Or rather I ricocheted off "Hug me" in the direction of my latest flame.
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=10">Galadrial</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Jesus H. Christ On A Crutch...<BR>
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                 Oh we have lots and lots of people listening to the voices lately, don't we?<BR>
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Hang in there Kirk....and good job.<BR>
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When I am in the city, there is a rule of thumb...don't converse with the mutants. <BR>
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Tanq, Madi, all---I'm gonna go read some poetry...<BR>
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Take care people...
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From: <a href="/blend/av.cgi?id=552">daralicked daisy</a><BR>
Date: 9 December 2001<P>

Oh, Rhatt... Expose me? Eh? You don't have the cojones. Hey! Come to think of it, you DON'T! Well, if you DID, you WOULDN'T. (Have 'em, that is.) Anyway I dare ya double dog dare ya triple dog dare ya... If there was good in me it left a long time ago. Took the last train for the coast. Last seen in a Munich bookshop paging through the latest Clancy novel. Etc.<BR>
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"Whores can't help it, Scott. That's why they're whores."<BR>
-Hemingway<BR>
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ddetal
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