This keeps getting worse and more pathetic. And what a waste of space.
teej~ From all of us... Thank you for the kind jesture, seems we left our gadgettes with all the buttons in the hover-craft!
Signed-
Womder Woman, The Invisible Man, & The Joker
Blue,
...and you started one post "Hello Bad People." That was a riot...so true, a bunch of romantic poetics posting like we're all in some kind of witness protection programs for poets. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Hassan i Sabbah
el hombre invisible
Goo Goo Ga Choo, Blue! You be smokin some mighty fine reefer, dude. Pay no heed o' these other Blunderheads! Fiefdom of Spleef, er freedumb of speech...if I had a pie I sock you right in the kisser, Mister.
Who wuz it had a dog name Blue? I can hear some guy yelling "Here, Blue" in a movie or TV show. Was it on the Andy Griffith Show. Say...did y'all know that Earl Holliman is a queen? Angie Dickinson musta fucked him up or something. Well, that was all I had to say.
Incontinent Squishy
What th-?
Not ANOTHER one!
Dear Blue and Assorted Fishes,
How about some poetry now, huh? When it gets to the point that ALL of us Blenderheads have to band together under one common identity to speak out against your Blundering, then you'd better clean up your acts. Yes, from now on, I will be the SOLE arbiter of good taste here on the Blender. No one else every wants to do it, and those who DO usually don't really have the time or interest anymore. So now BK, TJ, Kirk, Misti, Rennie and everyone else can just leave the asswhippins up to me. This is what leadership is all about...only a small number of us can do so, if not us THEN WHO?
Speaking For The Rest Of Us, how about a little poetry?
: )
Just a minute there - those others are not necessarily speaking for ALL of us here on the Blender. Four of us really kinda think the whole Blue thing was funny and avant gard, but twelve were more ambivalent, and we haven't heard from all the Aussie Blenderheads. But I digress...we too wish there would just be more POETRY here, but we wanted to point out that Speaking For The Rest Of The Group was not actually speaking for ALL of the group.
Thanks.
Dee~
Whew! I'm glad you sent me a thank you card. Sorry I didn't receive it! That sucks. That is so cool that T.K. likes the card I sent! He's the cutest, sweetest kid. Give him a hug for me.
B.K.~
Thanks! I've been here too long. I feel ridiculous about it sometimes, but I'm so grateful to Kirk for creating this forum. By posting and submitting here I've met some amazing people (including my darling, long-suffering husband/best friend)and I feel that I've evolved (more or less) as a writer.
Regarding the current unleashed idiocy on the Board (you may know your Beats backward and forward but youse guys have the emotional maturity of a toddler and the relevance of a snot soggy Kleenex)...I've seen it before and it's never enlightening or unique. I've never been amused by it. But I don't have cable or a cell phone so what the fuck do I know?
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um, whoa.....haven't been here for a month. check out the board, and there are some crazy psycho people on here.....
kase- ok i have read everything u wrote, to me carol and my friend hannah or hrw! (although she hasnt cuz she hasnt) and if you had said to me what u had said to hrw in the first place i seriusly would of tottally got that!! u where nice when typing that and calm, but u did get ur point threw!! and i do talk to adults... when im in school i am constantly in the counslers office talking to him!! and hannah(hrw) dose talk to me about thing!! i mean she is just like a mom!! but n e ways back to my point.....i understood everythign u said to hrw!! the way u but it was very good!! and i understood taht u where just careign and not trying to atack me when i read that!!
spaded- well thank u for what u said for the most part!! but no my parents dont beat me! they just dont care at all!! but thanks for at least caring!!!
whom ever it concerns- to understand the poem that had made kase soo mad u would have to understand me, and that is not a easy thing to do!! So how ever many of u think i have a seriuse prob and was just looking for attention...i wasnt, i acually dont liek this much attention, where it feels liek everyong is on my case!! and not sure who said this but "u feel liek no one is on your side" that part is intirely true!!! i do feel that no one cares!!!
kase- one that really had made me mad about u, was that u treated me like i was 2!!! im not i am acually very mature for my age!! (of more than teh ppl taht i know)and u kept comminting tat i was imature and stuff liek that that really made me feel bad, because i have ALWAYS been mature for my age
well peace!!
jessica
Kirk, do something!!! please........
Yessssssssss, Kirk Please!!!!
Yessssssssss, Kirk Please!!!!
darwin, your latest: digestion. Very nice.
for you, Blue:
I just received a message from God. He asked me to pass it on to you. Condensed and translated for your comprehension:
You are a blathering idiot. Stop praying to me. Your prayers are tiresome. You give me a bad name at the Blender of Love. Not only do you make an ass of yourself on the Board, but your poems suck donkey dong. Find a new playground. Find a new way to seek attention for yourself. If you don't reform soon I will have to send you to Hell.
Jon: Mr One Night Stand Great piece. Good for you and your lady. She must be special.
tj holland: nicely put
star of david: I fully agree with your statement about this being a waste of space
To Everyone:
I have yet to mention or get involved with the "issues" going on over the board because I don't know any of you personally and have no right or authority to place judgment. I may or may not agree with some things said but I keep my personal thoughts that are unnecessary to be posted to myself (mainly because I don't know most of you or your personal lives or histories). Some or all of you may not care what I do or do not have to say but I've reached that point where I'd like to say something.
I came to know this site only three months ago and immediately loved it. Every piece was REAL, inspiring, natural, and from the heart. Every piece made me want to meet all of you and understand you better. By reading the board, I've been able to learn some things about you and your personalities, most of which I have been drawn to and inspired by. I've searched many poetry sites and NONE are as real or as dedicated as this one. None inspire me the way all of you do. All free moments I have I look forward to posting and reading this site and no other's. There are a great number of different thoughts, feelings, and personalities on this site that I'm sure most of us can relate to at one time or another which is what makes it so great. Everyone has a story to tell. Whether fiction or non-fiction, whether funny or sad. Isn't that what poetry is? Inner thoughts, communication, theories, creativity of word phrasing?
I have moved to a new state from my home state a year ago and am still not adjusted to my new life. I stay home with my children so never really have the need to leave the house and therefore, I still don't know anyone. Because of this, finding the blender has been extremely helpful for me in coping with the pain of being away from everyone and everything I know. I don't come on the board and complain about my misery and not all of my pieces are about my complaints. I simply write what I feel when I feel it and greatly look forward to reading your pieces and your messages on the board when my spirits need some lifting. Lately, it's been difficult with all the negativity.
I've never sent a direct message to Kirk but now I'd like to: I've been drawn to this site and the inspiring words that come from it. It's been a big help to me personally and I want to thank you for having it.
Again to everyone, I hope this can end soon so we can all get back to the real creativity that exists here.
Thank you for listening. - Dana
Dana~ thanks on the comment on my Warning work :). Mega-talented composer I've watched reach for and take his place in the stars ... along with another someone I've known who's done the same in the Upstaged piece
SUSH~ complaints immensely talented writer of ... Intelligent Life
But Jane Wagner also wrote the material for Edith Ann (perennial child complainer) for Lily Tomlin ..... Rennie
thank you madison, means much, i've always enjoyed your work greatly!
for all: wish me luck, for I am to be married this weekend! pray to the weather gods, for it is outside!
darwin: just wanted to say Congratulations, Best Wishes, and Good Luck! - Dana
I've subjected Blue's posts to a procedure known as "disemvowelment", where all the vowels are removed.
It's a form of not-quite-full-censorship shunning. The message is still more or less there for people who want to read it, but I think few will bother. Plus, it makes the person look a bit ridiculous
Blue, This is not the forum for long personal vendetta rants or long cut and pastes. I'm not making any changes to your account yet, but be a good neighbor or I'm going to start forumlating an escalating level of response. Maybe that's overdue.
In particular, there is
A. disemvowelment or blanking (turning posts into white fonted, tiny text, so people have to select the text with their mouse to see it) of individual posts
B. disemvowelment or blanking of all posts for an account
C. removal of an account
D. disemvowelment/blanking/removal of multiple accounts via connection tracking.
Basically, I'm trying to increase my arsenal of dealing with bad citizens on the board, so it's not post removal or nothing.
(testing something on the back end, please ignore)
Misti; I nearly spot lo-mein all over the wall here reading your message to blue. ha
Blue; Honey the're right, we've called the FBI, CIA, John Ashcroft, and the looney bin. When you start listing peoples personal life details in a love poetry site you have to be up to something or you are one sick puppy like Sush Misti, now me, and God himself is telling you.
Dana; That was lovely and we love you too. We're glad you're here and believe me this happens every time the moon and planets change. Looks like Saturn the big teacher of lifes lesson just moved to Cancer for two and one half years. It's good for me but for a lot of people looks like a new black cloud to follow them around.
Kirk; Darlin I know youre wayyyyy computer savvy but for us blonde button pushers what does that mean in easy (which button to push first) directions haha.
bk
B.K.: Thanks for your comment. I guess knowing this isn't the first is somewhat comforting. I'd hate to think it wouldn't be the same as it was only a week ago. - Dana
Blue~
Ha ha...
B.K. ~ Kirk was just explaining the continuuum of force in his arsenal of defense against spammers like Blue (etc.) Blonde or not, there are no buttons for us to push, as it is all on his end.
Krk, tht s s cl! Brv!
(Kirk, that is so cool! Bravo!)
Kirk ~ thank you bunches...
Teej; The 350 lb blonde bomb that walks two miles a day (with her herd of grunting squalling brats) eating jelly donuts and bon bons all the way, was just going for some comic relief around here. Thank god he zapped ole Blue-beard-blue-balls-blue-nunya before I had to possibly read it. ha Enough is Enough!
bk
That "gun" deal I did was just a bit O' sarcastic humor. I don't have a gun, don't believe in the "Red Dawn" theory and quite frankly don't have any tolerance to those who do. I have see what gun shot wounds look like and therefore can say I have made an educated and intelligent decision about the matter. I have three children. I understand the concept that this is a love sight, but to appreciate the joy of love you have to embrace pain as well. It's along the lines of perfect forms. Bye.--LEAMA
Inflatable Sushi,
I think your quote "complaints" is accurate of those that are negative, but those that are positive it doesn't hold any truth...
Dana,
I appreciate your thoughts about the blender of love and the board...you are a great contribution here...good luck with a new change that has come into your life...take care...
CS58
kirk... (((((((((kirk))))))))) thanks millions!!!
dana... thanks for the heartfelt message and i, for one, have enjoyed your works here. thanks for sharing you with us.
darwin... CONGRATS!!! may God Bless your union to be healthy, joyous, and most of all forever.
kase... i just want to say that i so appreciate you. you rock!
Everybody gets annoyed when I give the right advice
It is because most of you are all guilty
Most of you think only about sex and Masturbation
24 hours a day and 7 days a week and all the days
throughout the year
Some men and women here in this room may not be even loyal
to their wives and hubbies.
Misti could be one such creature
Jessica may be the prospective one such thing
Kase may be for sure
But if there is one person whom I like a lot in this site
It is DANA
She is a real gem, full of love and affection to all
I wish all of you here in this room where like her
in character
Will come back again often
once Our Blender Keeper Mr.KIRK goes into AWOL
He makes a special appearance in the beginning of every
month
So I will be away for a while
And will return Soon may be in a WEEK or so
So till then TAKE CARE people
ALL THE BEST
Freak.